Quotes Famous People Would Never Say

[IhateClowns]

"So as she is riding you, take two fingers and place them on either side of her clit forming the letter V. Squeeze and release them over and over. This will give her added stimulation causing her to squirt all over you."

- Abraham Lincoln

 

[IhateClowns]

"I am really fucking hungry"

-Ghandi

 

[Noimagination1]

Clearly, peace is the way forward.

Ghengis Khan.

 

[IhateClowns]

"If your hose is short and your pump is weak, stand up close or you will wet your feet"

- Ron Jeremy

 

[LusterMunky]

"The difference between Hillary Clinton and a bowling ball is that if you really had to you could eat the bowling ball"

~ Bill Clinton

 

[IhateClowns]

"Christopher Walken? That is something that hasn't happened in the Reeve's household in a long time."

- Mother Teresa

 

[Noimagination1]

I've killed enough.

Freddie Kreuger

 

[IhateClowns]

"Eating pussy can lead to throat cancer"

- Lance Bass

 

[IhateClowns]

"She is pretty hot isn't she? Here is a condom.


Chris Hansen

 

[IhateClowns]

I think Harlem would be a lovely place to raise a family.

-David Duke

 

[LusterMunky]

I think Harlem would be a lovely place to raise a family.

-David Duke

Now THAT is fucking funny.

 

[IhateClowns]

Mmmmmm baby. Your pussy is so tight.


- Jim Bob Duggar

 

[LWulf]

"What if someone threw a war, and nobody showed up?"
~Satan

 

[GiggLeGasm]

"... so if you could all just take out a pencil and a piece of paper.." ~ Tim Cook

 

[IhateClowns]

What's the point? We already know who the father is.

Maury Povich

 

[Cymru6969]

Man with hand in pocket will feel cocky all day

~ Confucious

 

[luvthedesserts]

Don't give up. I think we can beat this.

Dr. Kevorkian.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Bo you and Daisy want to do a foursome with Cooter?

Luke Duke

 

[Cymru6969]

Baruch atah Adonai elohaynu melech ha'olam asher kidshanu bemitzvotav vetzivanu l'hadlik ner shel Shabbat.

~ Adolf Hilter

 

[GiggLeGasm]

"I was going to paint, 'pull my finger, my son' - but they made me promise not to.." ~ Michelangelo

 

[hwwannabe]

"Let's elope!"

~George Clooney

 

[IhateClowns]

Chicago Cubs win the World Series!


Anybody

 

[Lovetolisten]

"I hate men!"

~Mae West~

 

[IhateClowns]

I think a 5lb jar of peanut butter is ludicrous.

Sam Walton

 

[Aquagal]

Mmmmmm baby. Your pussy is so tight.


- Jim Bob Duggar

lmao!