Quotes about France.

[plasticman33]

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."

~Mark Twain~

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French division behind me."

~General George S. Patton~

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian."

~General Norman Schwartzkopf~

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."

~Marge Simpson~
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"As far as I am concerned, war means failure."

~Jacques Chirac, President of France~

"As far as France is concerned, You're right!"

~Rush Limbaugh~

 

[someplace]

*morning Mr. Plastic* I'm sending a link to my favorite French-hater. He should be along shortly.

 

[Bluesboy2]

I am going to be SO ill. I actually AGREE with the Limbaugh quote above. It is a dark day....
My own original quote: "All things rude can be traced back to thier French roots"

 

[plasticman33]

Good morning little robin red breast!

 

[Bluesboy2]

She says hello, she is flitting about getting ready for work.

 

[plasticman33]

A few more........

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."

~Regis Philbin~

"The last time the French asked for more proof, it came marching into Paris under a German flag."

~David Letterman~

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940's, who is still trying to dine out on her looks, but doesn't have the face for it."

~John McCain~

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France."

~Jay Leno~

 

[plasticman33]

One question......

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?

 

[Bluesboy2]

One question......

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?

I give up, do tell...
My question to you: How many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris?

 

[plasticman33]

I give up, do tell...
My question to you: How many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris?

Only one, he holds the light bulb and all of Europe revolves around him!

Your answer??

 

[Bluesboy2]

Only one, he holds the light bulb and all of Europe revolves around him!

Your answer??

No one knows, it's never been done.

 

[plasticman33]

LMAO!! How true!

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam?? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret!"

~Conan O'Brien~

 

[Bluesboy2]

The French cannot suceesfully invade anywhere, being near water triggers thier fear of bathing

 

[plasticman33]

"The French are a smallish, monkey looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True they can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why is this more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey?

~P.J. O'Rourke~

 

[plasticman33]

So! The next time there is a war in Europe, the loser gets to keep France!