Quote from my personal hero James Carville on Leno tonight!

SINthysist

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Never does a man stand so tall as when he stoops to kiss some ass!
 
If anyone would know, it certainly would be him.

He has to be so happy Clinton is gone. Poor guy was always on the run, spinning on every show he could get on.

Don't get me wrong, I do like him, I enjoy listening to him talk, very smart man, in a bad job.

But man I bet he goes through a lot of Tums.
 
SINthysist said:
Never does a man stand so tall as when he stoops to kiss some ass!

Was that the Yogi Berra tribute show? :)

Ishmael
 
SINthysist said:
Never does a man stand so tall as when he stoops to kiss some ass!

The serpent speaks, the lowlife Corparal Cueball bastard, I wish someone would step on him!

What a replusive excuse for a human being, and a complete waste of talent!
 
Re: Re: Quote from my personal hero James Carville on Leno tonight!

clit_licker30 said:


The serpent speaks, the lowlife Corparal Cueball bastard, I wish someone would step on him!

What a replusive excuse for a human being, and a complete waste of talent!
Absolutely.There is something about this slimeball that makes me see red...Ever notice he will never look at people in the eye....That tells me all I need to know............Another slimeball is that punk Terry McCauliff...Another smug little punk who needs a good old fashion ass kicking......Those 2 frauds are multi millionaires who rail against the rich.........Fuck em both..........................................................................................................................................................................................................Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,while handicapped people make handicapped faces....Im an asshole oh yea Im an asshole.Gotta love Denis Leary:)
 
You are wrong. He is a master of tactics. If you were to accost him on any account, he would give you a measured response and reasoning on each and every seemingly insane utterance. A true Machiavellian!

Here's a blast from the past for all you J_Carville fans...



Oh. good, is A_J gone?

J_CARVILLE here. Man I’m glad that idiot is off the board. Libertarian my ass, I think he’s Bob Dole’s illegitimate half-wit third cousin on his mother’s side, if you know what I mean. I know a political operative when I see one. Hey come over to my show, I’m gonna start some political mud-flingin’ at them damn conservatives.


THE J_CARVILLE SHOW

Good evening! Welcome to the J_CARVILLE show, an open forum for the Liberals where we can openly discuss how better to engage and defeat our conservative opponents. Your chance to learn at the feet of the Master of Disaster in all things Political, on all Continents, and maybe even to the ends of the Known Universe! I hope you’re having a good weekend, I really do. Me and Mary’s doing the Corporal Bar-B-Que Ball thingy this evening, if you know what I mean, tee hee. Having said all that, I want to jump straight to the topic of tonight’s show,

The Republicans in Power: A Party Run Amuck!

Do you know what those Rich, Evil, Cuban-Cigar Smokin’ Republicans are up to now? Why, this Sunday they and their paid accomplices in the conservative dominated media plan to launch yet another frivolous attack on the Clinton Family. All the Sunday morning news shows are going to try and further smear our former, beloved First Family. I tell you this Right Wing Conspiracy of theirs, Fox, Newsmax, ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, the BBC, they just will not leave the Senator and her family alone. Now they are attacking our fine upstanding friends in Hollywood who did their part to get the Senator elected and who make all those wonderful movies that we all love and appreciate so much. IT’S JUST NOT FAIR!

You know what else they doin’, they are launching vicious partisan attacks against the innocent Congressman Condit just ‘cause HE’S A DEMOCRAT. I tell you these people have never ever, ever never ceased to exhibit their frenzied right-wing attack mode style ever since they first decided to go after our great President, William Jefferson Clinton with their made-up trumped-up charges and their lackey Ken Starr, even going so far as to steal an election and promote cigarettes for your children.

Did you know they started a secret smear campaign just to get our Democratic colleague Condit on Friday. A_J done seen it! That evil, mean, SpiritedOnoreyBastard even posted it on Literotica! Next thing you know Monday morning everyone will be talking about Senator Clinton, and on Tuesday, and on Wednesday, and then on Thursday, they gonna go after that poor Democratic Congressman Condit again. That man’s a hero to our party and has done so many things for so many women. And men. Just like our former, idolized President William Jefferson Clinton, my personal golfing buddy. They want to destroy this great man, oh, yeah, Condit too, and our great Senator from New York with vicious canine-like lies and slander. But we can stop them!

Democrats you’ve got to get energized and get out there and combat those Republican lies! Get in the mud, go for their eyes. It’s a fight! If you let them keep attacking, attacking, attacking, why the next thing you know, they’re gonna sick the Justice Department on the NAACP and you know what that would do to us if they forced us to publicly defend that bunch, so you good Democrats out there, you got your marching orders. Go get a conservative! Start a smear campaign, lie if you have to. You know how. It ain’t beanbag, golldurnit! Believe me, they know it’s coming. They hunkered down.

So keep fightin’ now ya’ll.



COMMERCIAL BREAK

HI, this is J_CARVILLE here and I want to recommend my very special friend ClosetDesire’s book, Closet Desire, which has been published and is available in the US and the UK on Amazon.com, Amazon.co.uk and others. Closet Desire II, featuring stories by us and other Literotica members now out. Closet Desire III should be out in September 2001.

Don’t forget for sex toys, J_CARVILLE recommends you shop Litorotica.com first!



BEFORE I GO

Remember those brave, courageous, visionary scientist who warned us about global warming? Well, we have a new report, from them, says, let me get my readin’ glasses here, yeah that’s it that’s what they said, they was wrong! That’s right, you can’t make this stuff up, THEY WERE WRONG ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING! Now they say it’s worse than they predicted! We is gettin’ hotter faster! Oh Nelly, turn out the lights, what ever is this world coming to?. The end of mankind due to mankind?

So get out and shout even louder and longer! Let’s turn the heat up on this one boys and girls!

Yeah Mary, I’m comin’. Doin? Oh nuthin’ jus talking to my friends…


shhhhh…..

Bye now…

Hey Mary,

You wanna slap ol' cueball around?"
 
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