Quirks while jacking or jilling alone

[Bigaug]

Just a fun thread to post what quirky things you do when you masturbate while alone:

1. before I start I get totally naked and walk around the house,
2. I play a little in each room.
3. then get into my silky thong and negligee, walk around again rubbing my body through the silk.
4. I lay on my bed and put my nipple suckers on while I start stroking, I take them off and rub my swollen nips through the silk
5. sometimes i will finger my ass but not always
6. Once I am hot and ready I grab my balls with one hand and then stroke hard and fast until I cum

Once I cum I hope to get that feeling as I continue to stroke my almost soft cock in hopes of getting hard again and have another orgasm, doesn't always happen but when it does......wow
And all of you?

 

[FantasySharer1]

The only thing I do is grab the dirtiest pair of my wife's panties that I can find, wet the gusset so her dried pussy juice turns into a spreadable paste, and spread it over my cock and jack off with it.

 

[EStaccato]

Anything is on the table when I’m masturbating. But if we’re going for quirks, once a day I like to sit on the toilet or in the tub and dribble pee while I’m touching myself. The extra sensation adds to the stimulation, plus it’s so naughty and makes me really hot.

Once - only once when my bladder was very full - I was able to pee at just the right moment and lift my hand from my clit… where the act of peeing triggered the pulse of a small orgasm, and with the next pee and push, I had a bigger orgasm, more pee and push an even bigger orgasm. This happened maybe a dozen times in a row until I was arched backwards over the toilet lid and my pee ran out. I couldn’t touch my clit or my nipples for about thirty minutes after, I was so sensitive, and I’ve never been able to repeat it.

 

[peekingone]

Anything is on the table when I’m masturbating. But if we’re going for quirks, once a day I like to sit on the toilet or in the tub and dribble pee while I’m touching myself. The extra sensation adds to the stimulation, plus it’s so naughty and makes me really hot.

Once - only once when my bladder was very full - I was able to pee at just the right moment and lift my hand from my clit… where the act of peeing triggered the pulse of a small orgasm, and with the next pee and push, I had a bigger orgasm, more pee and push an even bigger orgasm. This happened maybe a dozen times in a row until I was arched backwards over the toilet lid and my pee ran out. I couldn’t touch my clit or my nipples for about thirty minutes after, I was so sensitive, and I’ve never been able to repeat it.

Wow this is amazing. Thanks for sharing.

 

[EStaccato]

Wow this is amazing. Thanks for sharing.

Your turn

 

[Bigboobbabe]

Anything is on the table when I’m masturbating. But if we’re going for quirks, once a day I like to sit on the toilet or in the tub and dribble pee while I’m touching myself. The extra sensation adds to the stimulation, plus it’s so naughty and makes me really hot.

Once - only once when my bladder was very full - I was able to pee at just the right moment and lift my hand from my clit… where the act of peeing triggered the pulse of a small orgasm, and with the next pee and push, I had a bigger orgasm, more pee and push an even bigger orgasm. This happened maybe a dozen times in a row until I was arched backwards over the toilet lid and my pee ran out. I couldn’t touch my clit or my nipples for about thirty minutes after, I was so sensitive, and I’ve never been able to repeat it.

I may have to give that a try. It sounds deliciously naughty and taboo

 

[EStaccato]

I may have to give that a try. It sounds deliciously naughty and taboo

It’s very sexy. Sexier than it should be.

 

[Bigboobbabe]

Is that really such a thing? Sexier than it should be?

I always warn partners, if you are looking to make me cum upon waking, be warned, female over 55, full bladder, 2 hernia repairs, and post hysterectomy. You never know what you are going to get.

Funny - my ex is the only one who cared and sent me to the bathroom.

 

[Shenanigans90]

I like to get totally naked and open the blinds on the windows and patio door. I know no one is watching but it enhances things because the possibility is there.

 

[EStaccato]

Is that really such a thing? Sexier than it should be?

I have no counter argument. We should be friends.

 

[Bigboobbabe]

We have a mutual friend on here who said that about us. Lol

 

[EStaccato]

We have a mutual friend on here who said that about us. Lol

"Well that isn't remotely intriguing," she said with as much sarcasm as possible. I have my suspicions...

 

[bux_fan]

Mine involves some kind of lingerie and serious edging.

 

[Kimlikes]

Is that really such a thing? Sexier than it should be?

I always warn partners, if you are looking to make me cum upon waking, be warned, female over 55, full bladder, 2 hernia repairs, and post hysterectomy. You never know what you are going to get.

Funny - my ex is the only one who cared and sent me to the bathroom.

I know how you feel lol

 

[Kimlikes]

A woman does but so do a lot of guys lol

 

[EStaccato]

Oh, someone suggested I masturbate over a mirror recently. I think I’m going to try it…

 

[Kimlikes]

And try using an electric toothbrush wow

 

[EStaccato]

Is that better than a vibrator somehow? Or is it just kinkier?

Edit/add: I have a water pick I tried on low once, but the reservoir was too small for any interesting play.

 

[Kimlikes]

Probably just kinkyer but I tried both while staying in hotel by myself, it did full in a very boring evening

 

[EStaccato]

LOL, I always bow out of the late night drinks with co-workers when I travel so that I can have a few hours to lay on the bed and masturbate slowly or play some kinky games with myself in the shower.

I almost always have a cheating fantasy that I bring a tattooed bartender (male or female, don’t care which) back to the room with me and go all night. Just a fantasy, though. STDs freak me out.

 

[sixfoot4]

Sometimes i get my penis hard and stroke it until it feels funny and white creamy stuff comes out.

Am i normal?

 

[EStaccato]

Sometimes i get my penis hard and stroke it until it feels funny and white creamy stuff comes out.

Am i normal?

Dude… you should have that checked out.

 

[nightowl75]

Occasionally I will pretend that someone just walked in as I get close to cumming, and I’ll scramble to cover up. There’s quite an adrenaline rush getting caught.

 

[MarionsLover]

I like to do stuff around the house in only my bath robe (left hanging open when passing doors or windows) before reading some stories on here and looking at the picture/.gif heavy threads while edging myself.

 

[johnnyampleed]

I like to be in front of a mirror and watch myself. I edge and love to use my precum as lube with toys.