Quick one-liner challenge thread

[UberGutterSlut]

http://www.babyanimalz.com/Animal-Rose042.jpg

I saw this and thought... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT...

The poor mother...seeing it for the first time thinks...

"I spent Nine Months gestating a booger?"

 

[Tom Collins]

http://www.babyanimalz.com/Animal-Rose042.jpg

I saw this and thought... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT...

The poor mother...seeing it for the first time thinks...

"I spent Nine Months gestating a booger?"

I think that's a joey.

 

[FatDino]

http://www.babyanimalz.com/Animal-Rose042.jpg

I saw this and thought... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT...

The poor mother...seeing it for the first time thinks...

"I spent Nine Months gestating a booger?"

"And they say hairy babies aren't cute."

 

[jomar]

wrong pic.

 

[kiten69]

http://content.funnyhumor.com/pictures/flymouse.gif

 

[UberGutterSlut]

http://content.funnyhumor.com/pictures/flymouse.gif

No Air-compressor to make Peking Duck...Try this?

 

[Trombonus]

http://content.funnyhumor.com/pictures/flymouse.gif

Um...I know you wanted to get those Cheezits from on top of the fridge, but there has to be a better way to do this.

 

[FatDino]

http://content.funnyhumor.com/pictures/flymouse.gif

"World Peace --- Reaching for the stars"

 

[glynndah]

http://content.funnyhumor.com/pictures/flymouse.gif

Fluffy spent many hours practising her mouse visualization techniques.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

http://content.funnyhumor.com/pictures/flymouse.gif

Fluffy had everything she needed to make pancakes, but just needed to perfect her flipping techniques first.

 

[kiten69]

http://enterthelaughter.com/images/cat-turkey-smackdown.jpg

 

[glynndah]

http://enterthelaughter.com/images/cat-turkey-smackdown.jpg

Fluffy had heard of these trouser snakes, but never realized how truly grotesque they were.

 

[AppleBiter]

http://enterthelaughter.com/images/cat-turkey-smackdown.jpg

"C'mon, turkey, show me whatcha got!"

"Who you callin' a 'turkey,' pussy?"

 

[Guest]

"C'mon, turkey, show me whatcha got!"

"Who you callin' a 'turkey,' pussy?"

BWAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Trombonus]

http://enterthelaughter.com/images/cat-turkey-smackdown.jpg

Round 1...Ready...FIGHT!!!! MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!

 

[Trombonus]

"C'mon, turkey, show me whatcha got!"

"Who you callin' a 'turkey,' pussy?"

That's the winner right there.

 

[AppleBiter]

That's the winner right there.

LOL Thanks!

 

[Liar]

Good stuff, kiten. But why dontcha direct link the images? I get clicky-finger stress symptom here.

 

[Liar]

http://content.funnyhumor.com/pictures/flymouse.gif

Dammit, I'm only half way up to the booze shelf. Stomp on it, you pussy!

 

[cumallday]

http://content.funnyhumor.com/pictures/flymouse.gif

I swear, kitty, I saw a mouse in yellow spandex and a red cape fly through the air.

 

[cumallday]

http://enterthelaughter.com/images/cat-turkey-smackdown.jpg

One step closer and I'ma gonna get crazy like cranberry sauce all over yo ass, bitch!

 

[CharleyH]

One step closer and I'ma gonna get crazy like cranberry sauce all over yo ass, bitch!

Great ... so no sex because you're on the rag?

 

[cumallday]

Great ... so no sex because you're on the rag?

Pussies only fuck turkeys if the turkey makes six figures.

 

[CharleyH]

Pussies only fuck turkeys if the turkey makes six figures.

LOL - I hope this is original!

 

[slyc_willie]

http://enterthelaughter.com/images/cat-turkey-smackdown.jpg

So THIS is the origin of the Eye Of The Tiger . . . .