Quick and Dirty - Flash Fiction competition #1

[Kev H]

But I don't even know where to start. I haven't written in a very very long time - Maybe I lost my mojo.

Don't doubt the mojo! It's there, and this is a great writing exercise to have fun with. Sleep on it, sizzle with some ideas, and then spill the grease.

Oh and *snicker at gauche*

 

[cheerful_deviant]

But I don't even know where to start. I haven't written in a very very long time - Maybe I lost my mojo.

Doubt it. Just think hot sex and it's amazing how fast you can burn thru 500 words. I had to cut mine to shreds to make 500.

Hot hostess? Special reserved seating? A little something extra for desert? Drive thru? Take out? Delivery?

 

[arienette]

Doubt it. Just think hot sex and it's amazing how fast you can burn thru 500 words. I had to cut mine to shreds to make 500.

Hot hostess? Special reserved seating? A little something extra for desert? Drive thru? Take out? Delivery?

Thanks a bunch, sweets!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Thanks a bunch, sweets!

Hope they help.

 

[arienette]

Hope they help.

Get on Yahoo!

 

[Guest]

bump

 

[arienette]

Oh yeah, who's almost done?
Oh yes, that'd be me.

 

[arienette]

Ooooooh yay!
*sigh of relief*

I still know how to write!

 

[bulgingjocks]

Great idea, just saw it now, but if this sort of thing keeps going might enter another constest down the track.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I have submitted 500 words of pathetic prose.

Will there be a Last Place prize in this contest?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[damppanties]

I have submitted 500 words of pathetic prose.

Will there be a Last Place prize in this contest?

Rumple Foreskin

Greedy.

 

[Honey123]

I have submitted 500 words of pathetic prose.

Will there be a Last Place prize in this contest?

Rumple Foreskin

If so...it's mine, dammit!!

 

[arienette]

If so...it's mine, dammit!!

How can you be so sure?

 

[Honey123]

How can you be so sure?

b/c I kept thinking that I should have made the story better ~ should have done this ~ used this pun instead...so I know for sure that my story will suck the most.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I'd have trouble doing an into that was less than 500 words. Best of luck to the participants

 

[arienette]

b/c I kept thinking that I should have made the story better ~ should have done this ~ used this pun instead...so I know for sure that my story will suck the most.

Aw, cheer up buttercup. I feel the same way looking back at the story, but oh well, it's for fun anyway, right?

 

[Quick-n-Dirty]

Aw, cheer up buttercup. I feel the same way looking back at the story, but oh well, it's for fun anyway, right?

Fun.. and a trophy.




Eight entries counted so far. Come on people, it's just a few lil' words.

 

[sophia jane]

I'm in. Just gotta tidy it up.

 

[Honey123]

Aw, cheer up buttercup. I feel the same way looking back at the story, but oh well, it's for fun anyway, right?

buttercup... that made me smile! Thanks.

Yes, it is fun...I had 300 words in a few seconds....I think I was the first to submit my story to Liar ~ I wonder if I get something for that????

 

[arienette]

Fun.. and a trophy.




Eight entries counted so far. Come on people, it's just a few lil' words.

Ooooh. I must have overlooked the trophy. I want a trophy, give me my story back so I can make it better!

 

[Bishonen]

This is SOOOOOO much harder than I thought! I only have 200 words!

 

[arienette]

This is SOOOOOO much harder than I thought! I only have 200 words!

Yeah, but then you get going and you find yourself cursing at the computer screen trying to cut it back down to 500.

 

[Guest]

Just submitted. It's Snippettsville all over again. I love it.

 

[damppanties]

Just submitted. It's Snippettsville all over again. I love it.

*sigh*

Good memories.

 

[Liar]

Eleven entries so far...

Come on, authors! Don't be shy. You are the Wondrous Wielders of Porny Prose after all, aren't you?