Todd-'o'-Vision
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QUESTIONS CATHOLICS NEVER ASK
Other than the halo, how do they know for sure she is Mary and not Fatima?
When Mary returns, shouldn't it be "revisitation" rather than "visitation?"
Why is it necessary for Mary to appear at all if she always has the same message? Love one another? Can't she think of something that hasn't been used in soft drink commercials?
If the Secrets of Fatima were important enough for her to appear on earth to reveal, why did the popes keep them secret until after the events had occurred? Shouldn't Mary have appeared again to be sure her message was delivered?
If the pope is the head of the church, why doesn't Mary go directly to him? Doesn't he listen to women?
If in 1950, the pope declared that Mary bodily ascended to heaven, where was she until then?
QUESTIONS SOUTHERN BAPTISTS NEVER ASK
If the Bible is literally true, why is grape juice substituted for wine?
If the Bible is inerrant, how was Jesus mistaken when he told his followers not to pray in public to be seen by others?
If "once saved always saved" is true, why is Bill Clinton consigned to hell? Al Gore? Jesse Jackson?
If God answers prayer, why do televangelists need to ask us for money?
Did we boycott Disney because Mickey is gay or because Minnie wants to be a minister?
Was the first Southern Baptist John the Baptist or John Calvin?
If Jesus died for everyone, why do we have to send missionaries all over the world?
If women can't be pastors because the Bible says "husband," why do girlfriends have to be submissive when the Bible says "wives?"
If situational ethics is a moral monstrosity, why did Jesus say it was okay to break the law in order to heal on the Sabbath?
If Billy Graham is not the American pope, how can he say bad things about the Jews?
QUESTIONS MORMONS NEVER ASK
When we gave up polygamy, did we surrender religious principle to secular humanism?
Why didn't Brigham Young keep going until he got to California where polygamy is popular? Mormons would be as entrenched in Hollywood as the Church of Scientology.
If marriages made in the temple are not until "death do us part" but forever, isn't that a long time to spend with one woman? Is it too late to reinstitute polygamy? Is being a Muslim martyr out of the question?
If incest is such a horrible sin, why did God choose that way for the children of Adam and Eve to reproduce?
Why did it take Southern Baptists so long to understand what Joseph Smith knew before he talked to the angel Moroni? Wives are to be submissive. It doesn't matter whether you are wife number one or wife number ten.
When Jesus said the first shall be last and the last shall be first, was he speaking of Mormon wives?
If men are punished for their own sins and not Adam's transgression, why are women punished for Eve's temptation of Adam?
What if someone found the gold plates revealed to Joseph Smith and they contained the Southern Baptist's "Baptist Faith and Message?"
If "men are that they might have joy," as the Good Book of Mormon says, why can't they share a little of it with women?
Could the teeth of Donnie and Marie be called "The Pearls of Great Price?"
When doing the required two years of missionary service, why isn't Paris, France, as efficacious as Paris, Texas?
If the holy garment protects you from physical as well as spiritual danger, why does Orrin Hatch always look like he has sand in his shorts?
Other than the halo, how do they know for sure she is Mary and not Fatima?
When Mary returns, shouldn't it be "revisitation" rather than "visitation?"
Why is it necessary for Mary to appear at all if she always has the same message? Love one another? Can't she think of something that hasn't been used in soft drink commercials?
If the Secrets of Fatima were important enough for her to appear on earth to reveal, why did the popes keep them secret until after the events had occurred? Shouldn't Mary have appeared again to be sure her message was delivered?
If the pope is the head of the church, why doesn't Mary go directly to him? Doesn't he listen to women?
If in 1950, the pope declared that Mary bodily ascended to heaven, where was she until then?
QUESTIONS SOUTHERN BAPTISTS NEVER ASK
If the Bible is literally true, why is grape juice substituted for wine?
If the Bible is inerrant, how was Jesus mistaken when he told his followers not to pray in public to be seen by others?
If "once saved always saved" is true, why is Bill Clinton consigned to hell? Al Gore? Jesse Jackson?
If God answers prayer, why do televangelists need to ask us for money?
Did we boycott Disney because Mickey is gay or because Minnie wants to be a minister?
Was the first Southern Baptist John the Baptist or John Calvin?
If Jesus died for everyone, why do we have to send missionaries all over the world?
If women can't be pastors because the Bible says "husband," why do girlfriends have to be submissive when the Bible says "wives?"
If situational ethics is a moral monstrosity, why did Jesus say it was okay to break the law in order to heal on the Sabbath?
If Billy Graham is not the American pope, how can he say bad things about the Jews?
QUESTIONS MORMONS NEVER ASK
When we gave up polygamy, did we surrender religious principle to secular humanism?
Why didn't Brigham Young keep going until he got to California where polygamy is popular? Mormons would be as entrenched in Hollywood as the Church of Scientology.
If marriages made in the temple are not until "death do us part" but forever, isn't that a long time to spend with one woman? Is it too late to reinstitute polygamy? Is being a Muslim martyr out of the question?
If incest is such a horrible sin, why did God choose that way for the children of Adam and Eve to reproduce?
Why did it take Southern Baptists so long to understand what Joseph Smith knew before he talked to the angel Moroni? Wives are to be submissive. It doesn't matter whether you are wife number one or wife number ten.
When Jesus said the first shall be last and the last shall be first, was he speaking of Mormon wives?
If men are punished for their own sins and not Adam's transgression, why are women punished for Eve's temptation of Adam?
What if someone found the gold plates revealed to Joseph Smith and they contained the Southern Baptist's "Baptist Faith and Message?"
If "men are that they might have joy," as the Good Book of Mormon says, why can't they share a little of it with women?
Could the teeth of Donnie and Marie be called "The Pearls of Great Price?"
When doing the required two years of missionary service, why isn't Paris, France, as efficacious as Paris, Texas?
If the holy garment protects you from physical as well as spiritual danger, why does Orrin Hatch always look like he has sand in his shorts?
