Questions that I'm afraid to ask but I still want answers...

[Guest]

 

[April]

Do you have any??

Yeah.

Why me?

 

[Expertise]

Do people with hemorrhoid's have anal sex if they so desire??

What is the purpose for a fake bull in the middle of a pasture??

What purpose does body hair serve beside sexually stimulating me?

What are the chances of a hail storm producing a 100 pound ice ball and landing on a person?

Why do men grow hair on their nose and in their ears??

How long is that average tongue?

Do you have any??

In regard to item 6........

 

[April]

Oh, is that what happened to you? *smiling sweetly*

You're not supposed to edit your post, damnit.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Questions that I'm afraid to ask but I still want answers...

 

[Tyrael]

In regard to the killer ice.

I once read something that a large icicle of urine fell from a plane and skewered an old lady as she was in her yard.

So question answered!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Do people with hemorrhoid's have anal sex if they so desire?? Some people are masochists, so yes.

What is the purpose for a fake bull in the middle of a pasture?? You've seen yard art? Some people take it to the extreme. (Dunno).

What purpose does body hair serve beside sexually stimulating me? Warmth, cooling, you can feel movement with it, and it "lubricates" the areas where skin rubs, ie crotch and armpits, so you don't have chafing issues.

What are the chances of a hail storm producing a 100 pound ice ball and landing on a person? None. Scientists estimate they top out at under 30 pounds before they're too heavy to recycle through the top of the storm and get larger. A 30 pound ball will take out your car.

Why do men grow hair on their nose and in their ears?? Because they're gross. These are the same people who invented the "pull my finger" game and think the elephant under the chair gag is hysterical. (Dunno).

How long is that average tongue? Not long enough to swallow.

Do you have any?? Why all the friggin' pictures in sig lines? It's fuckin' annoying! Which is why I have them all shut off.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You need a talk show.

 

[marksgirl]

Maybe Weird Harold can answer some of those questions...he does claim to have all the answers!

 

[Guest]

 

[Tyrael]

Ohh, I wanna be on it.

I can see it now.....

Get the big foam finger and everything.

 

[April]

Get the big foam finger and everything.

LMFAO I know which finger I want to wave around.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[Tyrael]

Um... yeah. Like the camera will be able to get passed that?

Well I thought about attending the show in my underwear with my face painted in a likeness of your av but I don't have any paint left.

Full boxes?

Why can't messages just disappear after reading them 24 hours later??

That'd be too convenient for us!

It's a conspiracy to keep you from getting urgent PM's!

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Why do men grow hair on their nose and in their ears??

Actually, women do too - it is just so fine that you cannot see it. Humans have hair on almost all of the exterior parts of their body - the exceptions are your palms, your lips (your mouth), and certain parts of your genitals (for men the head of their penis, for both men and women, the anus, for women the lips of the vagina).

Do you have any??

Did you get the answers you wanted?