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[TomBoner]

I did hear you Indi but I should have done a multi-quotey-thing like you shouldn't I?
Who isn't afraid of the dark?

Oh hi Tom

'bout time you got around to saying hi, doncha think?

My post wasn't meant for you, hon.

Tom is certainly not afraid of the dark. Don't you know he often lurks in the shadows and stalks . . . Err . . . I mean observes women?

No. I think stalks is correct. You women love to be stalked, don't you?

 

[stickygirl]

'bout time you got around to saying hi, doncha think?

Isn't "Hi" so much better than "You bastard - what are you doing in the bushes?"

 

[Indienne]

Haven't put up net curtains yet? Have you ever crawled across a room to pull the curtains before you switch the lights on?

Really? This is what he has done to you? That dirty, little rodent!

No. I think stalks is correct. You women love to be stalked, don't you?

What kind of porn have you been watching?

 

[stickygirl]

I don't hear any other dudes, are you confusing me with Stickey's burrito?

So this is a burrito as well?
Daily Grace does burritos and she's hot

I have to go now byeeeeee

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

That Toum Bouner has real problem with that letter doesn't he?

LMFAO! Isn't that classic?

 

[mamasota]

So this is a burrito as well?
Daily Grace does burritos and she's hot

I have to go now byeeeeee

That is a tasty burrito, verdad Sticky but it is not your cute little ass, right?

 

[mamasota]

Isn't "Hi" so much better than "You bastard - what are you doing in the bushes?"

Stalking, prowling in bushes, shouldn't he be afraid of Virginia Woolf?

 

[TomBoner]

Isn't "Hi" so much better than "You bastard - what are you doing in the bushes?"

Don't you know that any attention I get from you sticks just sets my heart a-flutterin'!

Really? This is what he has done to you? That dirty, little rodent!

What kind of porn have you been watching?

You know that this could be a really REALLY lengthy discussions, don't you? How much time do you have?

Stalking, prowling in bushes, shouldn't he be afraid of Virginia Woolf?

You maybe wanna prowl in the bushes with me, mama?

 

[QuantumJumping]

What gets your boner started? Internet porn? Toys? Fetishes?

 

[TomBoner]

What gets your boner started? Internet porn? Toys? Fetishes?

Would you believe that my boners always started? The question is is what serves to finish my boner? However, can one ever really finish a boner?

 

[stickygirl]

Tom is your dick like a dog?
TOM's DICK DIARY

8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Tom is your dick like a dog?
TOM's DICK DIARY

8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

didn't you forget.."chased my tail, licked my balls"?

 

[stickygirl]

didn't you forget.."chased my tail, licked my balls"?

How could I forget that?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

How could I forget that?

I don't know, action packed day perhaps?

 

[Pondlife]

If Tom could lick his own balls you think we'd even see him here?

 

[TomBoner]

If Tom could lick his own balls you think we'd even see him here?

You did notice I was gone for quite a while, didn't you?

 

[kimbalee]

You did notice I was gone for quite a while, didn't you?

that's quite a talent... did you have to practice a while to be able to do that?

 

[troubledone]

that's quite a talent... did you have to practice a while to be able to do that?

Do masters require practice ?

 

[TomBoner]

Sorry! Just had to cum up for air. What were you guys talking about?

 

[Indienne]

Sorry! Just had to cum up for air. What were you guys talking about?

You licking your balls. Remember?

 

[TomBoner]

You licking your balls. Remember?

But my tongues tired. Can I borrow yours for a few?

Hey there indi. You caught me just about ready to leave.

 

[Indienne]

But my tongues tired. Can I borrow yours for a few?

Hey there indi. You caught me just about ready to leave.

Really? Does your tongue ever get tired, Toum?

(Hi, Toum. How are you today? )

 

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