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[coffeelover5]

Just wondering what anyone thinks is too great of an age gap between lovers?

Consider a 30 year old as a start, and a 60 year old as an end, okay?

 

[SecretDelights]

Are you looking at physical age, or mental?

 

[TomBoner]

Are you looking at physical age, or mental?

Crap ... if we're doing mental age I don't think I'm out of puberty yet. Would that make it illegal?

 

[TomBoner]

I killed the thread for the whole day?

 

[poppadog]

I killed the thread for the whole day?

Is that some kinda record??

 

[TomBoner]

Is that some kinda record??

Well thank you pd. That makes me feel much better. At least if you're going to kill a thread you can take pride in setting a record with it, no?

 

[stickygirl]

Well thank you pd. That makes me feel much better. At least if you're going to kill a thread you can take pride in setting a record with it, no?

Records? Wow how retro! Have you got a valve amplifier as well?

 

[TomBoner]

Records? Wow how retro! Have you got a valve amplifier as well?

Sticks!!!!!!!!!!

Hi!!!

Don't you know I'm to young to know anything about valve amplifiers?

 

[SecretDelights]

Did records come before or after 8-track tapes?

 

[TomBoner]

Did records come before or after 8-track tapes?

Don't get sticky going on her 8 track tape collection. Don't you know she's a fanatic about it?

 

[stickygirl]

Don't get sticky going on her 8 track tape collection. Don't you know she's a fanatic about it?

What's 8-track?

 

[TomBoner]

What's 8-track?

When you're playing a game of 8-ball in pool and you get to the last ball you strike it with cue ball and you're watching it head to the hole you're doing an 8-track.

Any more questions?

 

[stickygirl]

When you're playing a game of 8-ball in pool and you get to the last ball you strike it with cue ball and you're watching it head to the hole you're doing an 8-track.

Any more questions?

Is that like water polo?
Should I just go get the beers?

 

[TomBoner]

Is that like water polo?
Should I just go get the beers?

Don't you roll your eyes at me young lady!

Now ... did you wanna play with my pole in the water?

 

[stickygirl]

Don't you roll your eyes at me young lady!

Now ... did you wanna play with my pole in the water?

Can I please go get the beers instead?

and stop SHOUTING at me - I'm not mutton you know?

 

[TomBoner]

Can I please go get the beers instead?

and stop SHOUTING at me - I'm not mutton you know?

If you WERE mutton and I got to doink you, would that make me a mutton doinker?

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Inquiring minds want to know, doncha think?

 

[stickygirl]

If you WERE mutton and I got to doink you, would that make me a mutton doinker?

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Inquiring minds want to know, doncha think?

Oh sorry I forgot. Do you speak rhyming slang?
Mutton n Jeff = Deaf

 

[TomBoner]

Oh sorry I forgot. Do you speak rhyming slang?
Mutton n Jeff = Deaf

So Jeff is a mutton doinker?

Mannnnnnnn ... it's way too early for me to be trying to understand you girl.

 

[TomBoner]

WOW!!! Did I really kill it again for the day?

 

[poppadog]

WOW!!! Did I really kill it again for the day?

Well Tommy Boy, Do you think I can kill it for longer??

 

[Tformerguy82]

Anybody got a muffin? I could really go for a muffin.

 

[Indienne]

Anybody got a muffin? I could really go for a muffin.

Nope. Would a cupcake be OK?

 

[TomBoner]

Nope. Would a cupcake be OK?

I thought you were a cupcake, aren't you?

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If so, I'll eat you!

 

[Indienne]

I thought you were a cupcake, aren't you?

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If so, I'll eat you!

I'm much more than just a cupcake, Tommy. How are you today?

 

[stickygirl]

Hi Indie
Cupcakes - that's I good idea! Shall I make some?