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Is that disturbing sound made by you jacking off to music ?

Do people really jack off to music? Don't most guys like it nice and quiet so they can hear the gushing of the ejaculation as it cums jetting out of the ... uhhhh ... :eek: ... wellllll .... yeah ... that thing!

:D
 
Do people really jack off to music? Don't most guys like it nice and quiet so they can hear the gushing of the ejaculation as it cums jetting out of the ... uhhhh ... :eek: ... wellllll .... yeah ... that thing!

:D
Tom you are so gross. Anyway did you mean ellulating or summinck?
 
:eek: This is the first time we've chatted in a week and the first thing you say in "you are so gross"? :mad:

Did you really miss me? :eek:

:D
Do you think that first line was a question? :rolleyes:
Anyways - is that how you normally greet people you've not seen in a while?
Where's my damned flowers and kiss?
kinda
 
Do you think that first line was a question? :rolleyes:
Anyways - is that how you normally greet people you've not seen in a while?
Where's my damned flowers and kiss?
kinda

Normally I ask if the want to give me a blowjob before some hot anal sex, but I guess it's kinda the same same, isn't it? :D
 
I'm not a big fan of Ketchup. Are you? :confused:

Have you ever heard that ketchup is actually oyster sperm? :cool:

...

Ok ... so maybe I hadn't heard that either, but it would be interesting now, wouldn't it?
 
There goes the question thread? :confused:



What exactly is a tomato-ey kind of voice? :cool:
Would you believe? Would you?
Would you believe ( I know you're on the edge of your seat for this ) "Catchup"?
Geddit? :) :) :)
It's a gift isn't it - the way I tell 'em?
"Ketchup" do you see it sounds like "Catch up"?
 
Would you believe? Would you?
Would you believe ( I know you're on the edge of your seat for this ) "Catchup"?
Geddit? :) :) :)
It's a gift isn't it - the way I tell 'em?
"Ketchup" do you see it sounds like "Catch up"?

Do you think it's about time to take 5 Valiums and hope it clears up by the morning?

...

Or maybe just have wild sex. Yeah ... that might be better, hey? :D
 
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