Questions Not To Ask Your Partner During Sex

[Deacon_Voss]

Have you ever considered vaginal rejuvenation?

 

[JerseyJade]

You call THAT a penis???

 

[Cyberbella]

How long before the meds kick in? *looks down*

 

[Deacon_Voss]

So about your sister . . . .

 

[Devlishone4fun]

The next door neighbor let me do her anal. Can we do it?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Did you know that my copy of Lorena Bobbitt's autobiography arrived in the mail today?

don't you mean her "how to..."??

 

[Taegul]

Did I get the promotion, sir?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

You have been cleared by the clinic...right?

 

[Taegul]

So, when did you say you were eligible for parole?

 

[DeckardNYC]

You know I'm married, right?

 

[Gemma_0]

Will you still love me tomorrow?

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Did your husband just pull into the driveway?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Did your sister teach you how to do that?

 

[Equinoxx]

You never could resist temptation, could you? You have 24 hours to find the antidote.

 

[Taegul]

Do I need to say some Hail Marys also, Father, or does this satisfy my confessional penance?

 

[LizVegas79]

Do you want to know why that mechanic put new brakes on my car for free?

 

[PapaRomantic]

Can we stop and look at this rash I have down there?

 

[LizVegas79]

Can I borrow $500? And by borrow I mean have.

 

[Taegul]

Do you know what The One-eyed Angry Pirate is?

 

[KaceyLoveington]

Are you done yet?

 

[sensualhub]

Is that smell normal

 

[KaceyLoveington]

Why do you and your brother have the same technique?

 

[Hornblende]

Is this the five minute argument or the full half hour?

 

[bobb_sledd]

Will you ever come out of the comma?

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Do you think your dad finds me sexy?