Questions Not To Ask Your Partner During Sex

[Mrtenant]

Is that your tapeworm, or mine?

 

[Jada59]

Can we do the hokey pokey?

 

[EccentricHussy]

Can we get Mcdonalds after?

 

[Jada59]

You are going to pay me for this, right?

 

[Taegul]

So, on a scale of 1-10, how would you rate my impersonation of a lifeless sex doll?

 

[sensualhub]

Did you pay the power bill

 

[Subinplaid]

Did you pay the power bill

Could you check the Wi-Fi

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

can't you do that any better?

 

[cowslinger64]

can't you do that any better?

Lol... I once told a woman while she was giving a very unenthusiastic bj.."if you can't do it any better than that, you might as well quit"


It worked!

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Lol... I once told a woman while she was giving a very unenthusiastic bj.."if you can't do it any better than that, you might as well quit"


It worked!

She quit? lol

 

[cowslinger64]

She quit? lol

Nope... she picked up the action all the way to victory!

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Nope... she picked up the action all the way to victory!

Cool! She was able to handle constructive criticism. A rare women.

 

[cowslinger64]

Cool! She was able to handle constructive criticism. A rare women.

I told another one something similar... that didn't go so well. But damn she could cook!

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I told another one something similar... that didn't go so well. But damn she could cook!

You're lucky she didn't do a Lorena Bobbitt on you.

 

[DeckardNYC]

What would you think if I wanted to take out a life insurance policy on you?

 

[Upp55]

Hey

Are you on the pill

 

[sensualhub]

Did u really sleep with him

 

[catherinewheel77]

So, on a scale of 1-10, how would you rate my impersonation of a lifeless sex doll?

Ok, this is just damn brilliant.

Which would you perform? The swirl, the counterclockwise swirl, or the pinch?

 

[sensualhub]

Ok, this is just damn brilliant.

Which would you perform? The swirl, the counterclockwise swirl, or the pinch?

In that order lol

 

[Taegul]

Wanna hear my Alvin and the Chipmunks orgasm voice?

 

[Upp55]

Ok, this is just damn brilliant.

Which would you perform? The swirl, the counterclockwise swirl, or the pinch?

All three of course and then do all again for you

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

are we dead yet?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

If you're a hooker, are condoms tax deductible?

 

[LadyJS]

Did you know that my copy of Lorena Bobbitt's autobiography arrived in the mail today?

 

[JerseyJade]

Have you always had this problem of staying hard?