Questions Not To Ask Your Partner During Sex

[Jada59]

Mind if I whip out this tape measure?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Mind if I whip out this tape measure?

Isn't a pencil longer?

 

[fullservice65]

What else can I find in there?

 

[LadyJS]

If the police call, will you tell them I was here all night?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

If the police call, will you tell them I was here all night?

Will you them we did IT together?

 

[LostNotFound]

Is this your first time?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Is this your first time?

Do you usually last longer?

 

[fullservice65]

Just wondering: Do you have a pet raccoon?

 

[LostNotFound]

Do you usually last longer?

Did you shower today?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Did you shower today?

What is that awful smell?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Hey! Didn't I read about you on the "Outing a Player" thread...?

 

[Jada59]

Have you seen my false teeth?

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Did you bite through this condom?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Did you bite through this condom?

Is that your cum dripping out of me?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Is that your cum dripping out of me?

or did you squirt me with whipped cream?

 

[Wishingbox]

Is it supposed to look like that?

 

[Jada59]

Can you check out this weird rash?

 

[Wishingbox]

Can you check out this weird rash?

Why does your rash look different than mine?

 

[fathom7]

Did you happen to see the snake slide by?

 

[Wishingbox]

Have you seen my watch...?

 

[Jada59]

I'm dry as a bone!

 

[Wishingbox]

I'm dry as a bone!

Is that a question or a challenge?

Did this fall off of you?

 

[Jada59]

Can I bring out the weed whacker now?

 

[Wishingbox]

Are you sure that’s not broken?

 

[Jada59]

I am getting paid for this. Right?