Questions Not To Ask Your Partner During Sex

[just4friends]

Did you hear what mr t said today?

 

[Jada59]

Now where did I put that diaphram?

 

[Wishingbox]

Can I explain?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Can I explain?

Is that a sore?

 

[Jada59]

Why... The plug is right here! What was that I just put up your butt?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Why... The plug is right here! What was that I just put up your butt?

Was it a shocking experience ?

 

[talkeasy5813]

You know that’s not my vagina, right? (I have actually said this)

 

[Jada59]

You know that’s not my vagina, right? (I have actually said this)

Hahaha. Do you want soy sauce with these chopsticks?

 

[Wishingbox]

You know that’s not my vagina, right? (I have actually said this)

Well then why does it fit so well?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Well then why does it fit so well?

Is that your cock or a finger?

 

[Wishingbox]

Is that your cock or a finger?

What if I made both?

 

[Jada59]

Is that your mom standing in the doorway?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

What if I made both?

At the same time?

 

[Wishingbox]

At the same time?

Would you be more excited or concerned if it was at the same time?

 

[talkeasy5813]

How much viagra did you take?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Would you be more excited or concerned if it was at the same time?

Should I be fascinated or fearful?

 

[Jada59]

Is that a tarantula on the wall?

 

[Wishingbox]

Should I be fascinated or fearful?

What if you come up with a safe word and tell me which at the end?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

What if you come up with a safe word and tell me which at the end?

Would 911 be okay?

 

[Wishingbox]

Would 911 be okay?

Do you mean how would they handle it when I have to explain how we put that in there?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Do you mean how would they handle it when I have to explain how we put that in there?

Would they use a wrench or pliers?

 

[Wishingbox]

Would they use a wrench or pliers?

Wouldn’t it be better if they used their mouth?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Wouldn’t it be better if they used their mouth?

Would it suction better?

 

[Wishingbox]

Would it suction better?

Should we google this first to see how other people got it out?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Should we google this first to see how other people got it out?

Is it online?