Questions never to ask your female partner

[TonyG]

Maxim mag is trying to help us guys to understand women better so they came up with a list of questions we should never ask our partner. Do you have any to add ladies?

Does this have anything to do with your period?
Do you know you look like your mother when you're angry?
Have you ever thought of getting a boob job?
Why don't you just put your cat to sleep?
What are your thoughts on open relationships?
Did your shrink tell you to say that?
Did you save the receipt for that sweater?
So I guess it's time for a bikini wax, huh?
Am I the best you've ever had?

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Did you gain weight?
What did you say? (after we have been talking to you for an hour)
When's your birthday?
Do we have to spend the day with your family?

 

[Madison]

Will you shovel the driveway?
Madison

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Does this have anything to do with your period?
Am I the best you ever had?

The first one will get you a bloody nose

The second one may get you the truth -- and it may not.

 

[Closet Desire]

This sounds...

...like fun.

"Wow, that's a great looking woman," because she might lick her lips and say "She sure is!"

 

[Ambrosious]

But your sister swallows.

And so does your Dad.

 

[angie girl]

But I thought you were on a high protein diet?

Why does that look so different than it did on the girl in the catelog?

And...girls, I think we should come up with things never to tell your male partner? starting with...

It's either the golf clubs or me!

 

[CreamyLady]

Do you shop at _______? My ex-wife shops there all the time.

As for what not to tell men:

It's my turn to keep the remote; YOU go get the snacks and beer.

 

[Jake2001]

Did you forget to pay the long distance bill...

AGAIN?

 

[scylis]

you don't look that tired...

 

[Siren]

...And more

 

[Guest]