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MistressRain said:
What is the worst kiss you have ever received?

One of those open mouth mushy lip, drooly kisses, while it could have been nice in the right situation (maybe) it was just sloppy feeling.





What is the worst sex you have ever had?

Never had bad, had some that was better than others, but never bad.






Do you ever prepare for sexual encounters quite ahead of time?
What do you do to prepare?

In some cases,, making sure I am fresh and clean, smooth shaved face, a little colgne and always fresh breath. And most importantly, nothing on my mind but the woman in my arms.





What is the funniest thing that has ever happened while you were making love / having sex with someone ?

heheh,, that one is easy, we were in a park late late at night on the grass and the sprinklers came on, it was summer time so after a bit of laughing and squealing we continued what we had started in the cool rain of the sprinkler.





As you have grown to adults , have your parents ever walked in on you having sex since being on your own?

Yes, she laughed and backed out of the room shutting the door and yelled through the door, damn boy you need a tan and we all cracked up.





If you were given $10,000 and a beautiful boat and told to go on a trip using both , who would you take with you and what would you do to make it memorable?

I would take someone I have gotten to know lately, she is a wonderful person in a less than wonderful life and deserves a lot more than what is going on in her life. To make it more memorable I would be at her total service, her drink always cold and her smile always bright, she has never had anyone ever do things for her, only demand from her, so I would love to do that to make her life happier.






Is there someone on this board you find attractive or fantasize about?


hehe,, Yes, of course there is :)





If you knew you were going to die Thursday ... what would you do with the time you now have left?

Go see someone I have met once and found wonderful, go see her and spend an afternoon with her, never done more than gave her a hug, but I would see her and see her smile.





Tell us your favorite quote or saying ..... and why you like it so much.


It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. I like it very much in that it exemplifies the integrity and honor I try to live by every day.






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What is the worst kiss you have ever received?

Had to be from one of my jr. high boyfriends...Rick! The guy thought it was necessary to play tonsil hockey with enough spit to drown a fish!!!
Blleeeeeccchhh!!!


What is the worst sex you have ever had?

The worst....I'll be nice and not mention names, but the first guy who went down on me actually bit my clit hard enough to draw blood!!!



Do you ever prepare for sexual encounters quite ahead of time?
What do you do to prepare?

If I know it's going to happen...you'd better believe I prepare. I'll take a long steaming shower and bathe in my most sensual fragrances, layering it with lotions and oils so that my skin is silky smooth. Always!!!...shave my legs and pits and then depending on my lover possibly my pubic hair as well. I'll put on my softest most comfortable sheets, fill the room with candles and soft mood music and have some wine and light food ready. I make certain to dress-or undress- to impress.


What is the funniest thing that has ever happened while you were making love / having sex with someone ?

Well we were going at it pretty hard and heavy doggy style. I'm going on about how I want him to fuck me, what his cock feels like, do it harder, deeper, faster. I start screaming out for him to fuck me and then out of nowhere...I fart. I mean a nasty loud hold your nose kinda fart. We couldn't help it, we both just started laughing and the mood was ruined.


As you have grown to adults , have your parents ever walked in on you having sex since being on your own?

Ummmm not exactly. My mother was watching my kids for me one night and she popped what she thought were home movies into the VCR for a little light viewing.
They were home movies alright, but of the adult variety!


If you were given $10,000 and a beautiful boat and told to go on a trip using both , who would you take with you and what would you do to make it memorable?

I would take my best friend and sail to Australia.
It's one of those things we always said we were going to do some day when we were kids that we both really knew would never happen. I'd love to give us both that wish come true.


Is there someone on this board you find attractive or fantasize about?

yup.


If you knew you were going to die Thursday ... what would you do with the time you now have left?

Tell my children all the things I want them to know. Make sure they know that I love them more then I ever thought it would be possible to love anything or anyone and that my life has become richer and fuller every day they have been a part of it.



Tell us your favorite quote or saying ..... and why you like it so much.

" One day it will not matter what my bank account was, what kind of car I drove, or what sort of house I lived in. I will know that I did the right thing because I was important in the life of a child."

I'm the mother of 2; soon to be 3, and I work with children.
 
Re: more ????

What is the worst kiss you have ever received?

no memory

What is the worst sex you have ever had?

never had worse sex

Do you ever prepare for sexual encounters quite ahead of time?
What do you do to prepare?

Yes, but of course. I prepare for my lover always. I do everything.

What is the funniest thing that has ever happened while you were making love / having sex with someone ?

The bed, it did break.

As you have grown to adults , have your parents ever walked in on you having sex since being on your own?

Never, I am very discreet.


If you were given $10,000 and a beautiful boat and told to go on a trip using both , who would you take with you and what would you do to make it memorable?

my lover, we would have no problem, it would be memorable


Is there someone on this board you find attractive or fantasize about?

some days


If you knew you were going to die Thursday ... what would you do with the time you now have left?

say goodby to dear freinds and family, make love until the end.

Tell us your favorite quote or saying ..... and why you like it so much.

"no matter where you go, there you are" It is true, you can never leave yourself.

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Tell me the most memorable moment you have ever had with your lover or significant other?
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Unfortunately my most unforgettable momemnt was being with Sue when she died. It was a nightmare that defies description. I knew she was gone (cerebral aneurysm). I knew there was nothing I could do.

It took me a loong time to realize it was a gift to be with her at that precise moment. It is an intimacy that can only happen once between lovers in any lifetime. It was the worst night of my life but now at least I’m glad I was there holding her. I can’t imagine her dying alone in a big parking lot or driving on a highway.



What was the sexiest non sexual gift you have ever received?
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A look.


Do you have a song that you hear that reminds you of a lover ? How does it make you feel?
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Anything by the BeeGees




Close your eyes and then tell me what you think of when you closed them....
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Flying.



Have you ever taken a romantic trip with someone ? Was it what you expected ?
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Yes, just recently. It was amazing. Way better than I imagined or hoped for.




When you drink ( liquor ) are you quiet , more sexual, funny, mean?
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I don’t drink.


Have you ever seen someone in public that you thought was just incredible and had to tell them?
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Yes. I tell pretty women quite often their smile just made my week. No come-on. No sexual approach. Just I thought they had a radiant smile and “thank you.”

What is the worst kiss you have ever received?
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In my teens. Kisses that were too wet too soon or girls that kiss liike they were arm wrestling.


What is the worst sex you have ever had?
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See above. Oh, I (almost) had sex in New Brunswick once and when her panties came off my buddy and his girlfriend in the front seat and I had to jump out naked into the snow the smell was so atrocious.



Do you ever prepare for sexual encounters quite ahead of time?
What do you do to prepare?
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Imagination. Make sure I have plenty of lube stuff. Protection. Toys. And most importantly - mentally. We talk and discuss things and establish lines of communication or limits before the heat of passion. That way there is incredibe anticipation and a good sense of what the other person likes and possibly doesn’t like. Good hygiene of course too.


What is the funniest thing that has ever happened while you were making love / having sex with someone ?
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Lots there. I mean just watch two people screwing and it’s enough to split your sides. I was doggie-ing a girl once who didn’t like dogs. My dog (120lbs & BLAACK) walked into the bedroom and started to lick her face alll over. She was so out of it with lust she didn’t even notice. Frim my perspective that was pretty funny



As you have grown to adults , have your parents ever walked in on you having sex since being on your own?
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When I was in my early 20’s my g/f from Univ and I were mucking like finks in the guest bed. Dad knocked on the top of the stairs, asked if we were decent and then brought us breakfast in bed.



If you were given $10,000 and a beautiful boat and told to go on a trip using both , who would you take with you and what would you do to make it memorable?
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I don’t quite understand. A “beautiful” boat would need three times that worth of fuel to go anywhere let alone a “trip.” Ok Ok - I’ll play. I would bring my new friend/lover and we’d cruise the Windward (sail - don’t need fuel. OK?) Islands. We would snorkel, lay around naked most of the day and I’d eat her up whenever I rolled over in the sun. We'd drink tropical juices with just enough rum to kill the bugs and keep her horny and eat butter garlic shrimps in the evening - mostly off her tummy. We'd swim to the edge of the reef at midnight and with our spots, watch the big guys emerge from the depths and the adrenelin would keep us fuckin&Ging 'till sunup.


Is there someone on this board you find attractive or fantasize about?
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I don’t fantasize about her but if I were to pick one person in here that I find mentally stimulating, sexually liberated, smart, cute and with an imagination to match my own... I’d give the vote to PinkOrchid. Her advice to the newbies and to the wannabies (but are too fucking scared to mention it to their SO’s) is always awsome. She’s a pot of gold that some lucky dude is going to trip over one day. I just hope he realizes what he’s found and treasures it.



If you knew you were going to die Thursday ... what would you do with the time you now have left?
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Fuck! It’s Friday. So much for THAT question! Otherwise spend time with my dogs or fly to see my friend - better make that both.


Tell us your favorite quote or saying ..... and why you like it so much.
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They change almost daily. I like to use quotes that show insight or humour. If you don’t have one you gotta have the other - or it might as well be FRIDAY!!
 
What is the worst kiss you have ever received?

Along with everyone else, it had to be that one who was drooling, tried to suck my tongue down his throat, and tried to swallow my face all at one time. I think this guy gets around quite a bit!


What is the worst sex you have ever had?

The MMF I had in my early 20s. My b/f at the time brought over a buddy of his who was under the impression I had no feelings and who believed I was there for their pleasure alone. Turned me off completely to the idea of a MMF. (And this guy went on to have 3+ wives - I wonder why? <HEAVY SARCASM>)


Do you ever prepare for sexual encounters quite ahead of time?
What do you do to prepare?

It really depends on what is going on and where/when it's going to take place. If we are going to meet up for dinner and then fuck like crazy afterwards - nothing special. (I shave everyday and stuff, so there is nothing special to be done there) If I'm extra horny or playful, I'll wear something special under my clothes and either give him a peek on the way to where we are going or let him find out on his own. And then there are the times when I like to put on sexy, silky lingerie, soft sheets, fragrant massage oils, candles, toys, the works. My mood changes. He's catching onto my "horny periods", but I think I still kind of surprise him with what he's going to get. (Just found out the other day that he's beginning to know my panties - looks like a re-vamp might be in order!)


What is the funniest thing that has ever happened while you were making love / having sex with someone ?

The bed broke. I mean, it really broke. The whole thing just collapsed. We were on the 2nd floor, right above where a bunch of guys were watching a game. I laughed like crazy until I realized I was going to have to walk downstairs and past all of them!


As you have grown to adults , have your parents ever walked in on you having sex since being on your own?

Nope, not my parents.


If you were given $10,000 and a beautiful boat and told to go on a trip using both , who would you take with you and what would you do to make it memorable?

Uh-oh, water and boats. Not a good combination for me! Okay, I'll play along. I'd take my current partner and cruise down the coast of Mexico. That way, I'd never really have to lose sight of land and I'd get to go back to Mexico again!


Is there someone on this board you find attractive or fantasize about?

Lots that I find attractive in my mind. (Meaning, I've never seen them, but their personalities come through as being very attractive.) No, I do not fantasize about anyone here.


If you knew you were going to die Thursday ... what would you do with the time you now have left?

Shit! I died yesterday? No wonder I was feeling so poorly!! Can I pretend it's next Thursday? ;) Let's see....I'd probably blow my entire paycheck on naughty lingerie and toys, then fuck my brains out this weekend (sort of sounds like what I'm going to do anyways), then spend next week with my mother, my friends, my S/O, my cat, and my dogs. Oh, and eat all the freakin' Haagen Daaz ice cream I could get my hands on!


Tell us your favorite quote or saying ..... and why you like it so much.

"If you don't want to know the answer, don't ask the question." Don't know if this is a real quote or not, but it's something I've been saying for well over 10 years. I live by it. And if people ask me a question and I know they might not like the answer, I quote it to them. My friends and family have since learned they never ask a question of me unless they are prepared to hear the answer - and they may not like what they hear!
 
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