Questionnaire- make your own

[Airka4real]

So many questionnaires- make your own.
But just provide the answers.

(1) He said it wouldn't be weird just as long as I call him Grandpa

(2) The secret is to peel it first.

(3) I prefer to think of it as half full, but erect.

 

[Jessie_Pinkman]

1. Her twin sister.

2. Three tubes, and a couple of bandaids.

3. They said the occupancy load limit was in violation.

 

[lil_jenni]

1. Ewww.... not even a guy would do that!

2. The Shady Lady brothel (south of Goldfield, Nevada).

3. Two carrots, a cucumber, and a bottle of wine.

 

[help_me_Rhonda]

(1) Only if there was too much for me

(2) They could do 'Rock Paper Scissors"

(3) Yes- a six hour limit each.

 

[Airka4real]

(1) Safe word is "Anchovies"

(2) It depends on what you mean by "anonymous"

(3) That depends on if she has signed the waiver.

 

[John_In_TN]

1. Only if the panties are edible

2. It wasn't illegal... at the time.

3. ... Wait. These questions sound familiar. Are you my wife?

 

[cliteatingman]

1. On my face

2. On your knees

3. On your tits

 

[HeyAll]

1. My penis

2. My partner's asshole

3. Spongebob Squarpants

 

[gunforhire]

It's supposed to fit that way

Only if I can watch

3, 4 on a good day

 

[GBPFan1975]

Out in the hayfield off some backroad on the tailgate.

She asked me to.

Liked it so much, I did it again.

 

[DallasDonna]

1 Yes, please, but properly lubed first

2 only if they all do me first

3 OK, but I also get a copy

 

[Porkwarrior]

1) It wasn't my fault, everybody involved was having fun until the female state trooper drove by.

2) My mother's best friend, I think she was 67 or 68 at the time.

3) A rhinoceros.

 

[Biker_Type]

1) sorry i didn't know she was your sister

2) on the deck with the neighbors watching

3) not even if you paid me and reversed the last election!

 

[Cratchit]

1. I thought the blackmail asking price would be higher


2. Clowns, and Clint Eastwood


3. Cause i simply didnt think THAT would fit in THERE!

 

[GBPFan1975]

She told me she liked it that way.

For sure once, maybe twice.

In my bedroom when my parents weren't home.

 

[YourMentor]

.....

 

[laurenstone]

1) 13
2) yes i do and i dont spill a drop
3) saturday night with a married couple

 

[Airka4real]

<A> Sam's Club sells those by the case.

<B> I only pretended to be asleep.

<C> Rectum? Nearly Killedum!

 

[GenuineGuy]

<A> Sam's Club sells those by the case.

<B> I only pretended to be asleep.

<C> Rectum? Nearly Killedum!

Your inbox is full

 

[Que]

1) I definitely would but mostly to see the look on her face watching the look on his.

2) No, not at all...I had given her full disclosure about what had happened to the first housekeeper.

3) It was extremely discomfitting but pleasurable.

 

[Airka4real]

i. Four, if counting me.

ii. Location, location, location!

iii. be sure to hydrate.

 

[nipplecaresser]

My wife's doctor

I hid them down the front of my boxers

My first thought was to cover my face

 

[Airka4real]

(A) They said the stain wouldn't come out.

(B) Best done on a trampoline

(C) I would only do it if Dr Phil said not to.

 

[Miles Long]

1) Like a creepy looking version of Steve Buscemi

2) All the way in

3) Bacon

 

[Airka4real]

(raz) tweezers and alcohol (not the good kind)

(Dva) the Judge recused herself sua sponte.

(Tri) 'no pics then it didn't happen'.