Questionable First Dates.

[thør]

Cuddles, spankings and polyester fiberfill all over the bedroom... A wild night.

No feathers?

What the hell?

 

[Bry1313]

Honest. My boobs didnt grow in til I had kids. I only have 12 years of gravity on them. Tits up!

Words to live by.

 

[Aquagal]

Love the Titty Fairy.

Heehee. I found a pic of 19 yr old me, with bee stings.

 

[Bry1313]

Heehee. I found a pic of 19 yr old me, with bee stings.

Good for you for wearing such little material.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Heehee. I found a pic of 19 yr old me, with bee stings.

I think my tie is made of more cloth

 

[Aquagal]

I remember that thing was so small, it had four tiny triangles, two on top and two for the bottom.

Btw, that's not my sweaty date leg next to me, I think that was my brother.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I once met a girl at a party, asked her out. Went to her folks home to pick her up, it's a mortuary.

*cue Addams Family theme*

Turns out her father is some really well-off mortician, owned a lot of funeral homes. They had a really nice home behind the mortuary.

 

[Aquagal]

I think my tie is made of more cloth

Does tie fabric wash well?

 

[thør]

Does tie fabric was well?

Silk....

 

[Aquagal]

I once met a girl at a party, asked her out. Went to her folks home to pick her up, it's a mortuary.

*cue Addams Family theme*

Turns out her father is some really well-off mortician, owned a lot of funeral homes. They had a really nice home behind the mortuary.

Did you try out sex in a coffin?

Silk....

There'd be nothing left.

 

[Bry1313]

Did you try out sex in a coffin?



There'd be nothing left.

I like you

 

[Aquagal]

Was it something I said?

 

[Bry1313]

Was it something I said?

Maaaaaybe

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Does tie fabric wash well?

Nope. But it ties well

 

[RobDownSouth]

Did you try out sex in a coffin?

LOL nope, never crossed my mind.

Funny (sorta) thing, we both went to the Univ of GA, she was featured in the alumni magazine about 3 years ago....I didn't recognize her picture.

 

[snowingwhite]

Did you try out sex in a coffin?

Sex in a coffin is super cramped and the fabric gets very warm with friction. I dated an extremely wealthy rich goth man for a while, it was fun but it only took 2 weeks for him to buy a real bed lol

 

[Aquagal]

Maaaaaybe

Nope. But it ties well

So I hear.

LOL nope, never crossed my mind.

Funny (sorta) thing, we both went to the Univ of GA, she was featured in the alumni magazine about 3 years ago....I didn't recognize her picture.

Did she take over the family biz? Is she now the crypt keeper?

Sex in a coffin is super cramped and the fabric gets very warm with friction. I dated an extremely wealthy rich goth man for a while, it was fun but it only took 2 weeks for him to buy a real bed lol

Did you close the lid?

 

[parodyluvr75]

So I don't have a shot at a 2nd date?

There is no coming back from that.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I had this first date once that he was so nervous that he sweated buckets. Big armpit rings, sweating temples and palms. I felt like I needed a towel after a kiss goodnight.

Oh dear, you need a shower it sounds like. Some people do sweat a lot when they're nervous.

 

[parodyluvr75]

One time a date asked me if my sister was single.

That was a reason for immediate termination, unless he had a brother he was trolling dates for,

 

[parodyluvr75]

Sex in a coffin is super cramped and the fabric gets very warm with friction. I dated an extremely wealthy rich goth man for a while, it was fun but it only took 2 weeks for him to buy a real bed lol

I've never had sex in a coffin, that's on my list.