Questionable First Dates.

[parodyluvr75]

Taking your date to a giant discount warehouse to eat the free food samples. Not a date, not even close to a date.

 

[loquere]

Sounds like something a serial killer would do.

 

[thør]

Taking your date to a giant discount warehouse to eat the free food samples. Not a date, not even close to a date.

Best to wait until after you're married.

 

[Bry1313]

So I don't have a shot at a 2nd date?

 

[Aquagal]

I had this first date once that he was so nervous that he sweated buckets. Big armpit rings, sweating temples and palms. I felt like I needed a towel after a kiss goodnight.

 

[snugglestruggle]

^^^ that is bad

 

[Saint Peter]

The poor guy was boobaphobic.

 

[Aquagal]

I can't imagine why I made him so nervous.

 

[thør]

I can't imagine why I made him so nervous.

You smiled and he couldn't handle it.

 

[Saint Peter]

"We've got a bleeder here!"

 

[Aquagal]

The poor guy was boobaphobic.

I was like 19 and had A boobs, there was nothing there. He was about 25, I assumed that with age came confidence, but no can do.

You smiled and he couldn't handle it.

Maybe that's what it was, he was blinded.

 

[Aquagal]

Okay it was the 80's, I do remember dressing a little revealing.

 

[Bry1313]

Okay it was the 80's, I do remember dressing a little revealing.

I don't believe you had a's.

 

[Wings]

One time a date asked me if my sister was single.

 

[Bry1313]

One time a date asked me if my sister was single.

Well is she?

 

[Garnate]

One time a date asked me if my sister was single.

Oh Jesus.

 

[Wings]

Well is she?

Nope, of the two of us she's the one good at relationships.

 

[Bry1313]

Nope, of the two of us she's the one good at relationships.

I knew I liked you better

 

[Wings]

Oh Jesus.

He also had his baby mama drop their child off at dinner. It was a stellar time!

 

[thør]

Oh Jesus.

Indeed??

 

[CapnCuddly]

Nope, of the two of us she's the one good at relationships.

One of my dates showed up and realized she was with an anthropomorphic BDSM eddy bear. Awkward...

 

[Aquagal]

I don't believe you had a's.

Honest. My boobs didnt grow in til I had kids. I only have 12 years of gravity on them. Tits up!

 

[Wings]

One of my days showed up and realize she was with anthropomorphic BDSM teddy bear. Awkward...

Hey, some women might be into that.

 

[thør]

Honest. My boobs didnt grow in til I had kids. I only have 12 years of gravity on them. Tits up!

Love the Titty Fairy.

 

[CapnCuddly]

Hey, some women might be into that.

Cuddles, spankings and polyester fiberfill all over the bedroom... A wild night.