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Jade

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Have you ever dreamt about anyone here from the board?


If so, what were they like (or even... what was "it" like? ;) )

I admit, I have had dreams about a few of you. I will never admit that again so take note dammit!

Sorry if this has been done before!
 
It was WET and wild and wonderful especialy when Jade did that kegel thing..... whoops
 
Jade, dear is something wrong or are you just bored? Its not like you to start more than one post in like under 10 minutes.

Just call me concerned!
 
Yep, I've dreamed of plenty on this board.
But I ain't gonna tell ya'. neener neener neener.
 
I've had a few dreams myself ... all of the same person. He will remain nameless of course :p
 
Jade? kiegel thing?????

I have had a few minor fantasies about a few of the ladies here. It really adds fuel when pictures are posted.
 
Mr. Sandman bring me a dream.....

Slick undulating muscular waves Jade.....mmmmmm The image from dreams like that is almost burnt on to your retinas.

Whoa doesn't begin to cover it.
 
Ok Expertise my virgin eyes. You are putting sick and nasty thoughts into my head.

teehee
 
No Comment. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I might incriminate myself.

But I will say this... oooooooooooohhhh WOW!!!!! Do it again baby.
 
Catholic Guilt

Sick and nasty thought NH. WooHoo!

I always figured that if an impure thought (thinking it) was just as bad as carnal sin (doing it). Why is my dick still "dry"?

I'm smokin' a turd in purgatory for that little gem.LOL
 
Shall I? Should I? Aww, what the hell.

Hey, Expertise, how 'bout you bring your self over here, and I'll make your dick wet and happy. :D
 
The normaly demure Ms. Drew.....

Gave my head a rather nasty little contusion when I fell out of my chair after reading THAT comment from APRIL!

Napoleon likes wet and happy. Hee hee!
 
Aha, maybe the contusion would explain the dust in my mailbox. LOL

Hmm, I think I can make you forget about your aches and pains, and think only about your bits and pieces! :D LOL
 
Sorry, no dreams about board members. Actually my dreams take on a rather B-movie genre with giant spiders or classic monsters chasing me through caves. Unless you guys want to have a supporting role as the idiot scientist who can never comprehend the monsters powers, all the other parts have been cast.
 
Expertise dear? Your pet name for your member is Napoleon? Umm can we get an explanation!!??
 
Oooh! Oooh! I play with myself dreaming about doing Purple Haze and Sparky at the same time.

NOT!

I rub Oil of Olay all over them to make up for their inability to give me NATURAL moisture, and to make their shriveled thingies look young and appealing, then I let them slide in. It is the fastest penetration and withdrawl in recorded history, and I get to be a part of it! WOO-HOO! "Yes, darlings, fear not, your size and performance IS average!" Oh, baby--AVERAGE (or better yet below-average) sex! YES!

In my dream, they both share space in me for a period of several whole nanoseconds (WOW!), and best of all I don't even feel them even with BOTH of them doing me. Mmmm! Lovely little things, aren't they? I yawn and read a book while putting the rest of the Oil of Olay on my squeaky door hinges.

Mmm, you guys are such great SQUIDS! You are SO fast, I love it! Wow, you even shaved 3 seconds off the OLD world's speed record before you went soft! My clit never stiffened ONCE, and I am calm and tranquil to the point of being nearly in a coma! You guys are the BEST!

In this dream, none of us comes, and nobody cares--WOO-HOO!
And Frank's nowhere around to kill the mood of sheer boredom! DOUBLE woo-hoo! All the Literoticans sing and dance and throw a party to celebrate Frank's absence, but after a few seconds everybody falls asleep standing up, champagne glasses in hand, from the sheer boredom of it all, and none of THEM have any sex either.

Everyone wakes up the next day and posts their answers to the Latina quiz to win points that cannot be exchanged for anything worthwhile. They are all posting to the quiz at the same time, overwhelming the server, and poor Manu has to spend DAYS getting the web site running again. It is the most exciting thing any of them have done in MONTHS and they all have an orgasm over it! But each by themselves--nobody couples-up to SHARE an orgasm. It is wonderful and amazing to behold!

Oooh, this dream is getting me SO hot!

-- Latina
 
Ok you people get to see a new side of me tonite!!

Ya know it takes alot for me not to like someone but ya know what Grandma Latina you are one cocky ass bitch!
 
Sorry, Naked Hunny. Purple Haze and Sparky have been jumpin' all over me for always posting how much love & sex I have in my life. When I post on other topics, they don't respond, but they respond to my postings on sex and tell me to post on other subjects, but I supect what they really mean is don't post at all.

I've posted on the topic of raising difficult children, on pride in a child's accomplishments, on movies I like and candy I like, on the stupidity of Gore and Bush, on how I detest Bill Gates, and so many other topics, but all they can do is tell me over and over not to talk about my sex life on what is, after all, a web site ABOUT sex! They love to tear me down, they love to dictate what I should or should not post on a BB that is SUPPOSED to be open to any person or topic. I find them mean and vicious and stupid. I love Literotica, the intelligence of some of the threads, the way you guys have fun with life and love and sex, the romanticism of most toward their significant other, but these guys make it NOT fun.

One of them posted a mini-play that viciously attacked me. I got fed up with it and decided to let them know how highly I think of them, by writing a mini-story about THEM. Maybe it was mean, but dammit they were mean first. I figured since they can dish it out they should be able to take it, too. I guess it was stupid to stoop to their level, but damn it gets old being attacked for everything I post.

Yes, I tried NOT posting, but then I was accused of trying to be deceitful because I was NOT posting. So they hate my posts but they hate when I don't post so what the *** am I supposed to do. I'm kind to most people, but when someone gets on my bad side, I chew them up and spit them out. That's what my ranting was all about and sorry you had to see that, I'm not normally that way.

I guess they won. They turned me into a vicious ranting b**ch. One of my first posts was a tongue-in-cheek commentary on the powerful magic of certain words such as "I want to suck your cock" and now look where I've strayed, attacking my attackers.

I think it's time to give up on Literotica postings. When it ceases to be fun, what's the point? I started out writing stories about love and lust and fun, and now I've descended to writing angry and hostile posts. My stories and photos are still on Literotica, anyone who sees them and enjoys them can always email me, but for the rest I've had my fun and its time to let PH and Sparky and whoever else have the control of the BB they obviously crave, the power to decide who can and can't post and what they can or can't post. I got hit on the head enough times that I FINALLY get the message: Latina should NOT be posting here at ALL, and now she WON'T be!

I made a few friends on the BB, and I shall miss them, but I feel I'm wasting my time here and becoming someone I do not want to be. I shall go back to the loving arms of the much-despised Frank and forget I was ever on this BB.

Chorus now everyone: WOO-HOO! She's GONE!

-- Latina
 
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