Question to a Presidential Candidate... Not Going To Mention Which Candidate.

[Joe Wordsworth]

For crissakes, Joe!

Condoms break. Rapes happen. People get way too drunk. Men are liers, once in a very rare while. Get off your high horse, and get human.

Well, maybe if she were less of a whore...

 

[Stella_Omega]

Well, maybe if she were less of a whore...

That's exactly the quote I gave the drugstore owner, in the plot outline I just wrote! What a coincidence, eh?

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

That's exactly the quote I gave the drugstore owner, in the plot outline I just wrote! What a coincidence, eh?

Poor guy. Hookers and tramps coming in all day wanting to kill babies because they lost their contact on the black market to sell them. Just trying to make a living.

I feel bad for him.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Poor guy. Hookers and tramps coming in all day wanting to kill babies because they lost their contact on the black market to sell them. Just trying to make a living.

I feel bad for him.

No fair looking over my shoulder!
I've named him"Joe Waxwroth."

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

No fair looking over my shoulder!
I've named him"Joe Waxwroth."

The girl is... Titsy McCockslutty?

 

[Stella_Omega]

The girl is... Titsy McCockslutty?

Ooh, I like that!

 

[Guest]

The girl is... Titsy McCockslutty?

LMAO!!!

 

[S-Des]

The girl is... Titsy McCockslutty?

Come on Joe, I dare you to write a story about Titsy. I don't even care if she's having trouble finding the morning after pill.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Come on Joe, I dare you to write a story about Titsy. I don't even care if she's having trouble finding the morning after pill.

Ha.

I might.

That sounds like fun.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Come on Joe, I dare you to write a story about Titsy. I don't even care if she's having trouble finding the morning after pill.

The Titsy Chronicles

Young Titsy McCockslutty had been through a lot in the last 24 hours. She had turned eighteen years old and finally had sex, with the man she loved and hoped to marry. Her boyfriend Joe Abstinence and she had often talked of the life and love they would have, with a house full of kids, but this was not the right time. Both just out of high school and about to start at seperate universities, they were heading up and out, she was going to be a bio-nuclear engineer and Joe was destined for a successful career as a christian porn writer after they earned thier degrees.

But something was wrong.

After the condom broke Joe had acted un-concerned, he merely belched, farted, and started getting dressed. He mumbled something about having to leave to get to church services early, that it had been great, and he rolled his eyes when he said he would call her.

She tried to get him into a conversation about what had just happened but he just said "hey babe, it wasn't MY fault" and kept getting dressed. She asked him if he thought she should see if a doctor would write her a prescription for the morning after pill. The problem was she might not be able to get it filled in this backwater town. There was one drug store and it had a picture of the pharmacist with one arm around Jerry Falwell and the other around Rush Limbaugh. The photo looked as if it had been taken in a public restroom but that was not important. She asked Joe if maybe the drug store would fill the prescription since they had sold the faulty condoms.

Joe said, "Babe, don't try to blame it on me or the drug store, the condom broke because you are a slut" and he walked out the door.