Question for you non-human types.

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Have you ever done one with plants?

You know, Triffids maybe?

 

[KittyOfSteele]

...

Does Poison Ivy tentacle fanfiction count?

 

[LargoKitt]

I'm working on a story about mushrooms...

 

[PennyThompson]

It's not my best work... but yes, I have one that involves a pheromonal sentient plant who is also a sub-light spaceship who speaks in psychic rhyming verse

 

[MillieDynamite]

In A Kiss Before We Part, I have an apparent human female who mates with men to feed her impending offspring his semen and then him. She's a plant. Hard to explain in a short space.

 

[YmaOHyd]

I'm pretty sure Home for Horny Monsters has two, possibly three plant scenes. There's a dryad, I think, and some sorta venus flytrap pheremonal thing.

 

[Lord_Libido]

I'm pretty sure Home for Horny Monsters has two, possibly three plant scenes. There's a dryad, I think, and some sorta venus flytrap pheremonal thing.

That story has a plant called a mandragora. It gains energy by having sex with people.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Cunnigus-Fellacious


The business end can adapt to the current partner/prey.

 

[ADirtyPerv]

It's not my best work... but yes, I have one that involves a pheromonal sentient plant who is also a sub-light spaceship who speaks in psychic rhyming verse

"I'm cumming inside of you, GreenMommy!"

I approve of this story.

 

[PennyThompson]

"I'm cumming inside of you, GreenMommy!"

I approve of this story.

Oh God, not my proudest line... but there are a few moments in that one that I still think are funny

 

[ADirtyPerv]

Oh God, not my proudest line... but there are a few moments in that one that I still think are funny

I loved the idea of a sexy starfish. Well, ANOTHER sexy starfish.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Actually, no. I have a story with a dryad in it, but she's not part of any planned sexy times. I have another story I'm working on with a chair as the love interest though.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Let me guess, the family dog is in love with the chair, right? Is his name, Sirhumpsalot?

Actually, no. I have a story with a dryad in it, but she's not part of any planned sexy times. I have another story I'm working on with a chair as the love interest though.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Let me guess, the family dog is in love with the chair, right? Is his name, Sirhumpsalot?

An overworked office worker falls in love with her chair.

But, that would be a pretty interesting short story as well. Could be pretty surreal. I imagine it might work best if told as a first person story. Maybe about one of those elegant antiques. Then we could put it into mature.

 

[Britva415]

Question for you non-human types

Humans need not answer

 

[YmaOHyd]

An overworked office worker falls in love with her chair.

But, that would be a pretty interesting short story as well. Could be pretty surreal. I imagine it might work best if told as a first person story. Maybe about one of those elegant antiques. Then we could put it into mature.

She's just turned 18. He was handcrafted by Shakers in the back woods of Pennsylvania in 1782. Can these two crazy kids make it work?

 

[PennyThompson]

She's just turned 18. He was handcrafted by Shakers in the back woods of Pennsylvania in 1782. Can these two crazy kids make it work?

I see you're familiar with my work...

 

[Lord_Libido]

An overworked office worker falls in love with her chair.

But, that would be a pretty interesting short story as well. Could be pretty surreal. I imagine it might work best if told as a first person story. Maybe about one of those elegant antiques. Then we could put it into mature.

I think many overwhelmed office workers would have a relationship with their chair.

 

[YmaOHyd]

I see you're familiar with my work...

I've always wanted to do it on the table with the table.

 

[ADirtyPerv]

I've always wanted to do it on the table with the table.

Ugh, who's been fucking the table again? The popup USB ports are all caked closed!

 

[Britva415]

Ugh, who's been fucking the table again? The popup USB ports are all caked closed!

Not to get political, but there's a joke here which writes itself

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Humans need not answer

Well, I'm a cat, so...

Meow!

 

[Lord_Libido]

Humans need not answer

I'm a demon. Obviously.