Question for the men

[Girl2P4U]

I have always wondered about men using urinals, with a row of exposed penises do you ever sneek a peek, what happens if the guy you peeked at gets mad?? or if he enjoys the audience. Let us know your thoughts.

 

[bronzeage]

If you get caught looking, its polite to nod and say, "Nice dick".

 

[siddey65]

no one has ever got made, but what about us guys who aren't hung sometimes we worry about wiping it out in the line up, lol

 

[cjh]

when i have an audience like that, i usually imagine that i am jackson pollock and the urinal wall is my canvas.

 

[Sean]

Billy Connolly came up with a great one. When you're giving it a shake to dry off, slap the urinal with your hand. Instant intimidation.

 

[where]

when i have an audience like that, i usually imagine that i am jackson pollock and the urinal wall is my canvas.

you are so cool.

 

[Camille Savage]

If you get caught looking, its polite to nod and say, "Nice dick".

I'm sure that compliment is well-received.

 

[tinylittlegnat]

i remember in high school they has the trough to pee in that always had a slow water stream running through it. that was the only time i think you see a guys dick without being obvious and then only when its crowded.

if i caught a guy looking i might get a bit weirded out. but thats better than when they walk up behind you and rub your shoulders.

 

[_stryder_]

Guys don't usually look sideways but it is kosher to say "Damn, water's cold" and someone else says "Deep too". Urinal etiquette.

 

[phrodeau]

It used to be one way of identifying who was in your tribe. That's what started the practise of circumcision.

 

[tinylittlegnat]

It used to be one way of identifying who was in your tribe. That's what started the practise of circumcision.

and now its moved on to peircings bite marks and tatoos. we have come so far

 

[_stryder_]

and now its moved on to peircings bite marks and tatoos. we have come so far

You're paying way too much attention to the guy next to you.

 

[tinylittlegnat]

You're paying way too much attention to the guy next to you.

i couldnt help it. he shaved his pubes into a pentagram. a penisgram if you will

 

[Nomadic_1]

It happens, what are you going to do? I think the only guys that get offended are the ones with little dicks or that are homophobic. I personally don't care. I found that once you make eye contact with the person and smile they will look away. The rare occasions they don't then you have a some fag was check out my cock in the pisser story.

What amazes me are the guys that are all up in the urinal. I mean really the spray back from being that close, they have to have piss splattering all over them.

 

[Spence99]

I always check to see if the dude next to me is hairy, has a landing strip or is completely shaved.

 

[Morcheeba]

Why are there so many 2 inch long pubes all over the urinals?

I could never understand that when I was dating a guy while getting my first college degree. His father owned a cleaning company and we pretty much got the best accounts ('cept for a chicken ranch run by the Chicago "mafia" oh if I'd only had a digi cam then cuz I cleaned their secret office$ - holy shit).

Then we'd smoke one and hit another place and the men's restroom was always so disgusting. Longass pubes all over the urinals and turds the size of logs in the toilets.

Side job and stoned or not, I refused to deal with their pubes and shit and only once did I come across an unflushed tampon from a woman in their restroom.

 

[tinylittlegnat]

Then we'd smoke one and hit another place and the men's restroom was always so disgusting. Longass pubes all over the urinals and turds the size of logs in the toilets.

Side job and stoned or not, I refused to deal with their pubes and shit and only once did I come across an unflushed tampon from a woman in their restroom.

down here its backwards. the womans restrooms are filthy and disgusting. the mens wernt clean by any standard but the womans were like death traps.

 

[off2bed]

I never felt the need to check.

Comfortable in my manhood, thankyouverymuch.

 

[tinylittlegnat]

I never felt the need to check.

Comfortable in my manhood, thankyouverymuch.

you liar i saw you looking

 

[John Doe]

Homos.

 

[Girl2P4U]

i would think that most men at one time have looked over, just to see nothing sexual at all. As for splash back that was mentioned, most womens rooms the toilet seats are pee spotted as the squat and hover causes spray, and the little paper seat cover never works.

 

[jomar]

Them crotch watchers are all over the place and not all of them are gay so says the latest research. Though only two types come out of Texas and that be...

 

[tinylittlegnat]

Them crotch watchers are all over the place and not all of them are gay so says the latest research. Though only two types come out of Texas and that be...

...twinks and bears???

 

[jomar]

...twinks and bears???

Hmm, maybe four or five then...

 

[HornyHenry]

The Urinal Test

Click "Get Urinal Test" and it will download in a few seconds. (You may have to click your yellow warning bar to allow it to download - DON"T worry. It's safe and has been around a long time.)
http://www.computerpranks.com/software/default.cfm?ItemID=67

I bet most of you get at least one wrong!
I got them all right, but I've been there before. lol