question for the ladies in mass. or n.e. area

[brent101]

have you ever seen a man masturbating while driving? if so, do you find this a turn on? and would you keep up driving beside him?

 

[Eilan]

You might want to try starting this thread on Lit Personals or The Playground, as they have more tolerance for this stuff over there.

Driving while distracted isn't a laughing matter; due to recent (nonsexual) events, I know this firsthand. If you were wanking your crank near me on the road, I'd call the cops on you. Do you find a public indecency charge to be a turn on?

Keep in mind that not all women are as enamored with your dick as you are. And when you're driving, you need to be paying attention to the fucking road.

 

[Mary Hall]

was in a car that got hit from behind, and i`ll tell you, if i found out the guy was wanking when he hit us i would have killed him for nearly killing those of us in the car

 

[Miss Trickery]

have you ever seen a man masturbating while driving? if so, do you find this a turn on? and would you keep up driving beside him?

Hey, you should stop masturbating and driving... bad for everyone's health. Keep those hands on the steering wheel.

 

[bisexplicit]

No wonder drivers from mass are considered poor drivers and called massholes.

 

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[silverwhisper]

scalywag: maybe it's on vibrate? :>

ed

 

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[Cathleen]

I want to know why the question is only posed to Massacusetts or northeast drivers? What's that about??? Or if you'd prefer, please answer this question: what routes are you driving most of the time?

BTW, Scaly and Bisexy... don't go getting all high and mighty about driving. You see we know here that you guys just can't cut it on our streets. Mince-meat I tell ya, we'll make mince-meat out of you.

 

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[Private_Label]

was in a car that got hit from behind, and i`ll tell you, if i found out the guy was wanking when he hit us i would have killed him for nearly killing those of us in the car

Same thoughts over here as well. I was hit by a taxi driver who failed to pay attention to RUSH HOUR traffic and rear ended my car into the back of a Jag to to the tune of 12K worth of damage to my car, needing 45 days to fix (at a time when my brother was an employee of the company that repaired my car). I needed MRI's to my back and neck to point out I had two ruptured lumbar disks and a number of other cervical and lumbar disks that were bulging/herniated. I now qualify for handicapped parking permits.

What you are suggesting is worse than cell phone use as you are distracting the occupants and drivers of two cars.

Might be nice as a fantasy you write about, but in Real Life...

GET OFF THE ROAD YOU JERK!

 

[Quoll]

I'll second that.


Plus, what do you do if you're jerking off and your cell phone rings?

Put down your cup of coffee and answer it of course.

 

[midwestyankee]

Every time I see this thread I'm reminded of a scene from The World According to Garp in which a couple having oral sex inside a parked car were badly injured when the car was rear-ended. Makes me shiver to think about the horrible possibilities that can result when someone's attention is not on the ton and a half of steel in which he is careening down a narrow strip of asphalt at 103 feet per second within feet of numerous other occupied vehicles.