question about "ABC"

[Guest]

Alright, I want to see if anybody knows the answer to this. I recently found out that one of my friends was recently a prostitute. I was asking her about the business, and what the customers were asking for. She said something about "ABC," but didn't elaborate any further. In the world of brothels, does this mean "Asian, Black, Caucasian," or does it refer to the various orifices that can be penetrated in sex?

 

[Nora]

Umm..dunno the answer your to question, but I figured you'd be thrilled to know that the "ABC" song (twinkle, twinkle, little star) predates Mozart and he did a bunch of variations on it. But um..they were for piano, not clarinet. Nevermind.

 

[Guest]

She probably trolls the A...b...c... thread here on Lit.





(Good evening, Nora...)

 

[Nora]

She probably trolls the A...b...c... thread here on Lit.





(Good evening, Nora...)

Never once posted to it, actually. Oh! you mean the whore? Oops! My bad.

(Good evening, ProofreadManx...)

 

[Guest]

Never once posted to it, actually. Oh! you mean the whore? Oops! My bad.

(Good evening, ProofreadManx...)

______


Yes, we know you're BAD.



*Lick*

 

[Nora]

______


Yes, we know you're BAD.



*Lick*

Now I could swear we established that when I'm BAD, I'm better? *does weird flirty thing with my eyelashes that ends up looking more like i have something in my eye*

 

[Guest]

Now I could swear we established that when I'm BAD, I'm better? *does weird flirty thing with my eyelashes that ends up looking more like i have something in my eye*

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The tongue is ready to clean it out, sweetie.

 

[Nora]

Eewwwwwwwwww!!! Eyeball-licking is GROSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Eewwwwwwwwww!!! Eyeball-licking is GROSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

______

Eyeball?


Eyeball?


I wasn't talking about your eyeball.

 

[Nora]

Oooooohhhhhh!

Umm

*perk*

Do tell! *props chin on fist and awaits more information most eagerly!*

 

[Guest]

Oooooohhhhhh!

Umm

*perk*

Do tell! *props chin on fist and awaits more information most eagerly!*

________

We first start at that exposed neck of yours... burying my face right under your ear... mmmm... you smell good Nora...

 

[deliciously_naughty]

anal

bondage

can't figure out a c...any other guesses?

 

[Nora]

________

We first start at that exposed neck of yours... burying my face right under your ear... mmmm... you smell good Nora...

it's uh..*shivers* um..yeah, right there! uh. Red Door. ummmmmmmmmmmmyeahhhhhhhh!

 

[Guest]

anal

bondage

can't figure out a c...any other guesses?

_______

Cunnilingus!

 

[Nora]

_______

Cunnilingus!

You rang?

 

[Guest]

You rang?

_______

I still have way to go with you, baby... I'm still working on your neck and clavical!

 

[Nora]

_______

I still have way to go with you, baby... I'm still working on your neck and clavical!

*swoooooons*

I melt for a good clavical licking!

and biting, and sucking...

 

[Guest]

*swoooooons*

I melt for a good clavical licking!

and biting, and sucking...

___________

I like that bony ridge too! It sorta "points" to the erect nipples and full, goosepimply breasts, ya know?

 

[Nora]

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I like that bony ridge too! It sorta "points" to the erect nipples and full, goosepimply breasts, ya know?

*grins*

I'm more enamored of the hollow behind it.

 

[Guest]

*grins*

I'm more enamored of the hollow behind it.

______

Ahem....


Your wanton breasts are goosepimply and your nipples are erect and you do want them suckled and licked and fondled...





Don't you?

 

[Nora]

______

Ahem....


Your wanton breasts are goosepimply and your nipples are erect and you do want them suckled and licked and fondled...





Don't you?

Um...............
*blush*
*stammer*
uhh..
umm

right out here where ANYBODY could see???

 

[Guest]

Um...............
*blush*
*stammer*
uhh..
umm

right out here where ANYBODY could see???

________

I closed the door.




No one... er... can... umm... see...

Yeah, that's the ticket.




So, about those full, wanton, pert breasts that are begging for a sensual massage and sucking...

 

[Nora]

But..but..the fun police will get us!!

 

[Guest]

But..but..the fun police will get us!!

_______

I shall defend you!



Now, lay on the bed so I can suck your erect nipples and warm breasts, OK?

 

[Nora]

*sigh* oooooookayyyyy.


Btw, Texclarinet? Just so you don't think we've completely absconded with your thread (which we have) I did a little research online and it seems to stand for anal-blowjob-cuntfuck