Pyper! Help! I need to know a particular funny word!

[JazzManJim]

That thingie in your av. You know, the clarinet player the rooster comb? What the heck is it called?

I can't tell a tattoo guy that I want a silhouette of a clarinet player with a rooster comb. I'm likely to get some sort of banged-up Benny Goodman!

Help. Oh help! I'll give you oral sex! Lots of it!

 

[Pyper]

It's a kokopelli.

 

[Pyper]

And...uh...how about we get to know each other better before moving on to oral sex?

If I were to get a tattoo, it would be this. But my mother would kill me.

 

[Phoenyx]

Print a copy of the AV and take it to the parlor

 

[JazzManJim]

Thank you.

And I"m all in favor is your idea. But I do hae to point out, in the interests of efficiency, we can still get to know each other during oral sex. Well....I can get to know you, since, strictly speaking, I won't be able to talk. But you can, so that'd work out.

 

[Pyper]

That's the second offer of oral sex I've had tonight. (And neither were from Never!) I sure am getting popular.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Can you get animated tatts?

 

[Pyper]

Sure, you know, you just squeeze your bicep back and forth.

 

[SilverVeil]

Actually .... kokopelli has something to do with fertility and some stuff. The correct way he should be represented is with a big schlong.

( or so I have been told )