Pussy issues?
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Eilan said:
Frankly some of the therapy borders on light S&M but there is documented success.
And the exercises were developed by famed gymnast Olga Korbut. Check out http://www.olgacising.com for more info. You don't have to buy the tapes but the booklet of instructions is imperative to avoid injuries. Technique is KEY!
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I tried to use this, but I had to change resolutions first for it to fit. Good thing I use dual monitors!DyerStr8ts said:
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First and foremost, what counts is that two people are enjoying themselves.Eilan said:
Second, I think the question forgets that men vary in size too. If a woman has a "shallow" pussy but her man is small then it equates out to both of you fitting right for each other. When this becomes an issue is when one person is a very different size than the other. My wife is a foot shorter than I am. That means that, relative to her, I am rather well endowed. Too much so - we have to be carefull to minimize the times we do it "doggy style" or when she's on top. In both of those cases her relative "depth" causes bruising and soreness afterwards. In one sense, yes it's a shame. I love to do her from behind and that's can be a tricky situation. However, we have so many other options that it's not really an issue that comes up a lot.
What if she decided that she didn't like me because I'm a foot taller than her? That'd be a decision based on a physical trait and that'd be a crappy reason to split up. Same goes for me "dealing with" her being "smal" for me. It's just part of who SHE is, and I happily accepted the whole package a long time ago.
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People magazine says that the status symbol for 2006 is anal depth, pussy depth will be so last year in just a few days!!! Just hang on for a week or so and you'll be fine... unless you have a shallow ass!
I still want a woman with a deep pussy... it is starting to snow here and I need a place to store my car for the winter!
I still want a woman with a deep pussy... it is starting to snow here and I need a place to store my car for the winter!
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Can we start a support group for those with SPS?
Shallow Pussy Syndrome is a little known ailment that strikes one of every 12,000 women.
We can collect sexual aids meant for rehabilitation... with drop boxes at local XXX stores.... TOYS FOR TWATS!
Shallow Pussy Syndrome is a little known ailment that strikes one of every 12,000 women.
We can collect sexual aids meant for rehabilitation... with drop boxes at local XXX stores.... TOYS FOR TWATS!
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WARNING!
Due to the high demand for treatment for SPS, some unscrupulous dealers have released fake rejuvination creams onto the market.
(Yes as hard as it is to believe, not all creams advertised do what they claim, in fact some may have the opposite effect.)
Below are some of the tragic side effects of using these fake creams.
The first photo shows a typical case of Vaginismus Droopinatii (Drooping Vagina)
The second photo shows a typical case of Cavernosa Cuntulata (Cavern Cunt)
ALERT
Graphic images not to follow.
Looks like Lit's image snaffler has struck again.
Kind of ruins the point of a visual gag huh.
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A public service announcement
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The Genital Deficiency Association is a voluntary agency working to defeat male and female genital inadequacies through programs of worldwide research, comprehensive services, and far-reaching professional and public education.
GDA is the largest sponsor of genital inadequacy research. More than 100 million people worldwide are affected by genital inadequacy. Included in the types of genital inadequacy covered by GDA are Average-Sized Cock Anxiety Disorder, Needle Dick, Post-Circumcision Stress Disorder, Shallow Pussy Syndrome, Invisible Clitoris, and others.
GDA is the first nonprofit agency to be recognized by the American Porn Association with a Lifetime Achievement Award for "significant and lasting contributions to the sexual health and welfare of humanity."
GDA was founded in 2005 and recently awarded its first research grant to Dr. Herman Schleptaquim, director of the Helsinki Institute for Vaginal Exploration and Science (HIVES) and a pioneer of modern genital deficiency research. GDA is funded almost entirely by individual, private voluntary contributions. It seeks no fees from those it serves and dedicates 69 cents of every dollar it spends directly to program services.
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Research Grant Announced
BREAKING NEWS FROM GNN:
The Genital News Network has learned that Dr. Herman Schleptaquim, director of the Helsinki Institute for Vaginal Exploration and Science (HIVES), a pioneer of modern genital deficiency research has signed a ten year research agreement with the world famous Dr. Hugh G. Rection, the Texas founder of the Department of Genital studies in at Houston University. Funding of the $6.9 million study should begin shortly after the first of the year.
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BREAKING NEWS FROM GNN:
The Genital News Network has learned that Dr. Herman Schleptaquim, director of the Helsinki Institute for Vaginal Exploration and Science (HIVES), a pioneer of modern genital deficiency research has signed a ten year research agreement with the world famous Dr. Hugh G. Rection, the Texas founder of the Department of Genital studies in at Houston University. Funding of the $6.9 million study should begin shortly after the first of the year.
"Dr. Rection's studies within the Houston University for Normal Genitalia (HUNG) and his follow up work within the Depth Enlightenment Education Program (DEEP) are nothing short of tremendous! " said Dr. Schleptaquim at a news conference in Texas this morning. "We expect that this will be a growing issue in coming years and our affiliation with HUNG and DEEP should yeild huge results."
"Through public awareness of this issue, this important work should continue to swell and thicken the research funding throughout the coming years, bringing the lifeblood that important studies like this require. said an unidentified female research student who has worked closely with the famous Hugh G. Rection since starting college in Houston in 2003.
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For those of you who would like more information about genital inadequacy, be sure to check out GDA's video titles for both men and women:
Dr. Strangemember or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Cock
Shallow Val
Help is out there. You are not alone.
Dr. Strangemember or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Cock
Shallow Val
Help is out there. You are not alone.
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You are on a roll!Eilan said:
May I suggest that Deep Purple's cover of Randy Newman's "Short People" be adopted as the official theme song of GDA?
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OK, I quit! I'm in the presence of greatness!Eilan said:
We need a "we're not worthy" smiley.
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Eilan said:
THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER reports this morning that the person commonly known as "Shallow Val," in association with HIVES, and more recently HUNG and DEEP research is actually a woman named Eilan. Eilan, who follows in the footsteps of Cher, Madonna and Price has no last name.
Eilan began her quest for a cure for SPS (Shallow Pussy Syndrome) after meeting Richard N Cyder in 2004. An old college roommate remembers that Eilan "loved Dick N Cyder more than anything and Dick loved being part of her life."
Eilan's cousin, owner of the Lit Erotica chain of adult stores added "Although just a short encounter with Dick N Cyder made Eilan smile, she quickly realized that she could not take all that Dick N Cyder had to offer."
Eilan realized that Dick felt partially left out of her inner being, so she started her quest for a cure for SPS.
When the Enquirer caught up to Eilan she only said "I love Dick more than anything, and I hope someday to constantly have all that Dick can offer, and not just have a shallow relationship with him."
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FastFastr said:
This is really difficult to believe!
Those tabloids are very unreliable. Come on! For example there is no batboy (I spent tens of thousands trying to hunt down a even a trace) and Brad Pitt DOES believe Angelina Joli is under alien influence (ya, like he's gonna marry into that kind of problem!).
Eilan's gonna sue the Enquirer. That's my guess.
Eilan,
I’m new here, so I’m browsing through the forums and threads to get a ‘feel’ for the local politics and atmosphere. I found this thread to be interesting enough to respond for a number of reasons. There are certain dangers in sex. A man can be too wide or too long. A woman can be too narrow or too shallow. But really, these are relative things. A man who is ‘short’ and a woman who is ‘shallow’ when together would not consider this issue at all. Yet if there is a mismatch, it is possible during the mind-blinding moments of extreme erotic passion that a ‘long’ man might penetrate so deeply as to breech the cervix of a ‘shallow’ woman. This can be painful and destructive. There are some men who can enjoy intense sexual pleasure without violating the cervix in these circumstances. It has a lot to do with whether or not the man can maintain control and remain sensitive to his partners needs. Note I said ‘needs’, not limitations.
As enlightened adults, we learn to show tenderness and care during sex and body play. This does not mean that we cannot enjoy excited and intense passion, nor feel the liberation and transcendence of deep and satisfying release and surrender in sex. It means that modern man and woman can find the necessary balances to ensure that each derive the maximum enjoyment from that most intimate and euphoric of shared experiences.
I have no advice for you, really. But I have offered this commentary. I feel that if love and/or adoration are a part of the sexual experience, that such issues as depth and length are simply side issues to be handled as needed. You appear to be in a loving relationship, and willing to be pleased and to please with liberty. That is beautiful. I hope you do not think yourself limited or at a disadvantage for how your body has evolved. Your body is you, in a physical sense, and needs to be understood and treated accordingly.
In my humble opinion.
I’m new here, so I’m browsing through the forums and threads to get a ‘feel’ for the local politics and atmosphere. I found this thread to be interesting enough to respond for a number of reasons. There are certain dangers in sex. A man can be too wide or too long. A woman can be too narrow or too shallow. But really, these are relative things. A man who is ‘short’ and a woman who is ‘shallow’ when together would not consider this issue at all. Yet if there is a mismatch, it is possible during the mind-blinding moments of extreme erotic passion that a ‘long’ man might penetrate so deeply as to breech the cervix of a ‘shallow’ woman. This can be painful and destructive. There are some men who can enjoy intense sexual pleasure without violating the cervix in these circumstances. It has a lot to do with whether or not the man can maintain control and remain sensitive to his partners needs. Note I said ‘needs’, not limitations.
As enlightened adults, we learn to show tenderness and care during sex and body play. This does not mean that we cannot enjoy excited and intense passion, nor feel the liberation and transcendence of deep and satisfying release and surrender in sex. It means that modern man and woman can find the necessary balances to ensure that each derive the maximum enjoyment from that most intimate and euphoric of shared experiences.
I have no advice for you, really. But I have offered this commentary. I feel that if love and/or adoration are a part of the sexual experience, that such issues as depth and length are simply side issues to be handled as needed. You appear to be in a loving relationship, and willing to be pleased and to please with liberty. That is beautiful. I hope you do not think yourself limited or at a disadvantage for how your body has evolved. Your body is you, in a physical sense, and needs to be understood and treated accordingly.
In my humble opinion.
