Puppy Shoots Abusive Owner

[shereads]

Before I leave for an all-night drive to the Florida Panhandle to visit my mom ahead of Hurricane Ivan, I'd like to share the news story I woke up to on NPR:

A Pensacola, Florida man was arrested for felony animal abuse after driving himself to a hospital emergency room with a bullet wound.

Apparently, the man had been in the process of shooting his dog's litter of seven puppies when one of them somehow got a paw on the trigger and shot him in the arm.

 

[cloudy]

Before I leave for an all-night drive to the Florida Panhandle to visit my mom ahead of Hurricane Ivan, I'd like to share the news story I woke up to on NPR:

A Pensacola, Florida man was arrested for felony animal abuse after driving himself to a hospital emergency room with a bullet wound.

Apparently, the man had been in the process of shooting his dog's litter of seven puppies when one of them somehow got a paw on the trigger and shot him in the arm.

I see a future for that puppy in security, or personal protection.

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

Revenge is sweet. lol

 

[shereads]

Cloudy, I'm not sure about that. The puppy's aim was off, plus he only managed to save himself and three of the others.

 

[rgraham666]

Once again it's proven God has no sense of justice.

But he does have a sense of humour, which often amounts to the same thing.

 

[cloudy]

Cloudy, I'm not sure about that. The puppy's aim was off, plus he only managed to save himself and three of the others.

Yes, but the puppy's still young. Given training he could go far.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

One way or another that puppy is going to wind up as a Poster Pup.

Either he will become a Poster Pup for the NRA, or for the NRA’s opposition.

http://scidiv.bcc.ctc.edu/LC/Dogs/Sign.JPG

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Stitch the guy up, shoot the dog.

 

[Guest]

Stitch the guy up, shoot the dog.

Why do you enjoy being a dickhead?

Is it the God thing?

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Originally posted by sweetsubsarahh
Why do you enjoy being a dickhead?

Is it the God thing?

It... was... a.... joke.

For fuck's sake, will you stop with the knee-jerk reactions, already? If I'd said "The guy should've died, that'd be justice" I doubt I'd be catching your shit right now.

Damn.

Forgive me for levity.

And what the fuck has God got to do with it?

 

[Guest]

Ooops.

That was just a joke

A knee-jerk reaction thing.

Forgive me for levity.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

deleted because its not worth starting shit over

 

[Guest]

"Is it the God thing?"

...not very funny, yo. I do take some offense to that. If you intended to be funny, it fell a little flat--I don't quite consider being called a dickhead nor having my religion somehow mocked to be comedy at its best.

(sorry if I'm a bit bristled, at the moment, I'm sure its not entirely suprising)

Actually, God and I broke up.

It is my religion I'm mocking, actually.

Holding the hand of my brother as he died last year has soured me a bit on the whole God thing. I do apologize if you felt that directed towards you - that was not my intent.

But the dickhead comment happened because your puppy joke fell very flat.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Originally posted by sweetsubsarahh
Actually, God and I broke up.

It is my religion I'm mocking, actually.

Holding the hand of my brother as he died last year has soured me a bit on the whole God thing. I do apologize if you felt that directed towards you - that was not my intent.

But the dickhead comment happened because your puppy joke fell very flat.

I don't see how mentioning it as you did had any discernable referent for you. If it wasn't your intent to take a jab at me being religious, I don't see how your phrasing could have communicated that. But, fine.

Past that, if it fell flat then I'm unfunny. I still don't appreciate the insult--you don't have to give a shit about that, nor do I expect you to... but it doesn't hurt a thing mentioning it. Just being honest.

 

[Guest]

I don't see how mentioning it as you did had any discernable referent for you. If it wasn't your intent to take a jab at me being religious, I don't see how your phrasing could have communicated that. But, fine.

Past that, if it fell flat then I'm unfunny. I still don't appreciate the insult--you don't have to give a shit about that, nor do I expect you to... but it doesn't hurt a thing mentioning it. Just being honest.

Fuck you.

Just being honest.

 

[Edward Teach]

Fuck you.

Just being honest.

Are you nipping a little tonight by any chance, Sarahh?

Ed

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

edited because I can't believe I'm getting bent out of shape over this

How about you just tell me how to talk to you? I feel like that line of "I Don't Know"... so what did I do to piss you off this time, baaaaby?

 

[Guest]

Are you nipping a little tonight by any chance, Sarahh?

Ed

Yes, YES! Yes, I'm drinking.

Too much rum.

Some anniversaries suck.

I apologize for taking offense where I normally would not.

 

[Edward Teach]

Yes, YES! Yes, I'm drinking.

Too much rum.

Some anniversaries suck.

I apologize for taking offense where I normally would not.

I wish I were.

I'm having fucking chest pains, hoping it's indigestion.

Thanks for making me smile.

Ed

 

[Guest]

edited because I can't believe I'm getting bent out of shape over this

How about you just tell me how to talk to you? I feel like that line of "I Don't Know"... so what did I do to piss you off this time, baaaaby?

Joe -

I appreciate you are taking time to edit posts to me (because you're annoyed and you aren't sending me your full annoyance.)

Something about puppies - fuck - I don't know - hit me wrong.

Sorry I called you a dickhead.

Although - I won't take back the arrogant comment.

Wait - did I call you arrogant?

(maybe I just thought that one)

 

[Guest]

I wish I were.

I'm having fucking chest pains, hoping it's indigestion.

Thanks for making me smile.

Ed

I hope it's indigestion!

(Do you have nubile captured wenches sitting on your chest?)

 

[Edward Teach]

I hope it's indigestion!

(Do you have nubile captured wenches sitting on your chest?)

Oh that I did. They would not be on my chest. I would surely take them below.

And devil take the hindmost. Well after I finished.

Ed

 

[Guest]

Oh that I did. They would not be on my chest. I would surely take them below.

And devil take the hindmost. Well after I finished.

Ed

Mmmmm.

In my inebriated state I'm not exactly sure what you mean but it still sounds wonderful!

 

[Edward Teach]

Mmmmm.

In my inebriated state I'm not exactly sure what you mean but it still sounds wonderful!

Sure does!

You have such great ideas.

I'll bet you would be a good writer.

Ed

 

[SnoopDog]

Before I leave for an all-night drive to the Florida Panhandle to visit my mom ahead of Hurricane Ivan, I'd like to share the news story I woke up to on NPR:

A Pensacola, Florida man was arrested for felony animal abuse after driving himself to a hospital emergency room with a bullet wound.

Apparently, the man had been in the process of shooting his dog's litter of seven puppies when one of them somehow got a paw on the trigger and shot him in the arm.

Right on !!!

Snoopy, woof