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If you bring a thesaurus or a dictionary into this house, I’m going to have words with you!
 
I went to the store to get 6 cans of Sprite,
it wasn’t until I got home that I realized
I had picked 7 up.​
 
done_got_old said:
I went to the store to get 6 cans of Sprite,
it wasn’t until I got home that I realized
I had picked 7 up.​
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Can you see that that is a sublime yet effervescent thought in Sprite of what you posted?

I know that Sierra Mist that one...
 
When the Drosophila melanogaster had a temper tantrum and threw his food those around said that they never saw fruit fly so far.






Drosophila melanogaster is the scientific name for the common fruit fly.
 
That reminds me of a bizarre story of a man who suddenly developed severe flatulence. But even more bizarre than the sudden bouts of gas was the unusual sound. Instead of a normal expulsion, his gas would make a sound very much like 'honda' every time it came upon him.

So he went to see his gastroenterologist. After a couple of tests his doctor told him that he had a rectal abscess.

Bewildered, the man asked his doctor what that had to do with his bizarre flatulence.

The doctor told him, "Everybody knows that abscess makes the farts go 'honda'."
 
done_got_old said:
That reminds me of a bizarre story of a man who suddenly developed severe flatulence. But even more bizarre than the sudden bouts of gas was the unusual sound. Instead of a normal expulsion, his gas would make a sound very much like 'honda' every time it came upon him.

So he went to see his gastroenterologist. After a couple of tests his doctor told him that he had a rectal abscess.

Bewildered, the man asked his doctor what that had to do with his bizarre flatulence.

The doctor told him, "Everybody knows that abscess makes the farts go 'honda'."
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You forgot to add the prelude to the story that the man was a civic-minded person who was in accord with his own health and was simply trying to stay fit.

Along with getting a passport to travel and pilot his way around the world, this was all part of an odyssey to balance along the ridgeline of enjoying life while maintaining his health, but I suppose that all of this was nothing more than a gas to him as he sang "Help Me, Honda" by the Beach Boys as he drove off into the sunset.

By the way, the new 2021 Honda Rectal Access is a full-sized van with a record amount of capacity in its rear and will be available at dealerships later this year. It runs on methane for fuel.
 
Eisranac said:
You forgot to add the prelude to the story that the man was a civic-minded person who was in accord with his own health and was simply trying to stay fit.

Along with getting a passport to travel and pilot his way around the world, this was all part of an odyssey to balance along the ridgeline of enjoying life while maintaining his health, but I suppose that all of this was nothing more than a gas to him as he sang "Help Me, Honda" by the Beach Boys as he drove off into the sunset.

By the way, the new 2021 Honda Rectal Access is a full-sized van with a record amount of capacity in its rear and will be available at dealerships later this year. It runs on methane for fuel.
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:D:heart::D
 
As I think you know, Pi is an irrational number. So far, all efforts to calm it down have failed.
 
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