Puns

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[Ask For More]

I'm giving up masturbating for an entire month.

Sorry, bad punctuation.

I'm giving up.
Masturbating for an entire month.

 

[Sundayschild]

I'm giving up masturbating for an entire month.

Sorry, bad punctuation.

I'm giving up.
Masturbating for an entire month.

Ha ha!

 

[done_got_old]

Beats me why anyone would want to be a masochist.

 

[done_got_old]

The most ground breaking invention was the shovel.

 

[Eisranac]

The most ground breaking invention was the shovel.

I can dig it.

Santa Claus might argue with you on that point, however. He keeps insisting that the most ground-breaking invention was the Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!!!

 

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[mnbreastluver]

Wind turbines have the biggest fan base

 

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[Ask For More]

I bought a dog from the local locksmith. As soon I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

 

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[mnbreastluver]

It is ironic that collectively we now need to stand together by not standing together

 

[done_got_old]

The time for submitted puns starting with the letter 'N' just expired. It's now 'O' pun season.

 

[mnbreastluver]

So I was in a zinc mine with my friend. I kept on telling him jokes and he said, "None of these are funny." I guess my jokes hit rock bottom.

 

[done_got_old]

I'm out of chemistry puns. I should zinc of another one.

 

[done_got_old]

After he bought a dictionary and thesaurus his life became more meaningful.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you close your eyes in front of the class you teach, your pupils can’t see your pupils and your pupils can’t see your pupils.

 

[done_got_old]

When the son of a microchip manufacturer inherited the business, he became a chip off the old block.

 

[done_got_old]

This girl just came up to me and said I insulted her at last night's Vegetarian Club meeting.

I was confused because I never met herbivore.

 

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