Puns

[Ask For More]

I was told I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.

But to date I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely.

 

[Bjerget]

I was told I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.

But to date I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely.

I admit I had to read that a couple of times before it sank in.

 

[done_got_old]

A bargain is a tavern's profit.

 

[done_got_old]

I just saw a beautiful lady who wasn't wearing a wristwatch. A timeless beauty.

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

The mirror maker felt like it was time to retire from his work, he just couldn’t see himself doing it anymore.

 

[done_got_old]

I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry.

He has selfie steam issues.

 

[done_got_old]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12800193_10205998672345873_9022190506785052957_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_eui2=AeH087weW9TVcmMw8XxNAqgOpKqiiTtT9Uazi3Jaf4CudVW7KWqQWtK3FQt5RaBmtxVO-4NlOarhJibOm2m3EwovlEZpBfwLSp8P6NokO2L_0w&_nc_ohc=AgJHDbjFTaEAX-Rb1me&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=631eeab7f695b2a53e0f82f9e5654112&oe=5E9377A7

 

[done_got_old]

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[mnbreastluver]

How does a penguin build it's house?
Igloos it together.

 

[Bitesback]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/f6010956ddb5ac30cdb90c00851b898e/tumblr_odph1vl02g1uq27jwo1_500.jpg

 

[Mtnmike]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/f6010956ddb5ac30cdb90c00851b898e/tumblr_odph1vl02g1uq27jwo1_500.jpg

Roflmao

 

[done_got_old]

Does anybody know why Microsoft never made a Windows 9?

It's because 7-8-9.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Everyone at John Lennon International airport has been quarantined.

Imagine....all the people

 

[done_got_old]

I tried to start an erectile dysfunction group

It was a flop and nobody came

 

[mnbreastluver]

She was only a poor whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

 

[done_got_old]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/89140779_1807029076093761_6355287795363217408_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_sid=ca434c&_nc_ohc=0rGBrj5GM54AX-qs3Rt&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=144b907b6815e41a361f6e79ff103f18&oe=5E910B81

 

[done_got_old]

Everyone told Sam not to sing,

but Samsung anyway!​

 

[mnbreastluver]

A pet shop was ransacked last week...
there are currently no leads.

 

[done_got_old]

It’s the toilet’s birthday.
Happy bidet!​

 

[done_got_old]

I didn't use to care much for most puns but over time some of them have groan on me.

 

[Varykino]

Composers don’t die. They decompose.

 

[done_got_old]

Does Smokey Bear wear a blazer?

 

[mnbreastluver]

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy.