Puns

[done_got_old]

Sorry, but I must draw the line on this one: that sign unfortunately paints all artists with one broad stroke, and I could not brush past that.

We need a 'like' button on Lit!

 

[Eisranac]

We need a 'like' button on Lit!

With that thought coming from you, I am honored.

Thank you for helping to make my day today, done_got_old. I truly appreciate it.

 

[done_got_old]

With that thought coming from you, I am honored.

Thank you for helping to make my day today, done_got_old. I truly appreciate it.

You're more than welcome. It's refreshing to not have to interject sex into every post.

 

[Eisranac]

You're more than welcome. It's refreshing to not have to interject sex into every post.

Female. Male.

Oops. I just interjected sex twice into this post, not realizing it was on my agender. Please accept my apologies...

...and we segue back into the puns.

 

[Polranny]

Female. Male.

Oops. I just interjected sex twice into this post, not realizing it was on my agender. Please accept my apologies...

...and we segue back into the puns.

SEX! Isn't that something our Aussie friends use to store grain?

 

[done_got_old]

If this wasn't the pun thread, I'd worry about you guys.

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[Eisranac]

If this wasn't the pun thread, I'd worry about you guys.

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I must have been out of my gourd to have read that.

 

[done_got_old]

I must have been out of my gourd to have read that.

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

How do you make a pirate furious?

Take away the p

 

[done_got_old]

I buy fabric, cut it into little pieces, and sew it back together. It’s my quilty pleasure,

 

[done_got_old]

Historians have recently discovered that Annie Oakley, famed sharp-shooter of the Old West, had a sister.

The sister, Carrie, gained some renown in her day as a singer in various saloons throughout the West, but it was not until after her death that she was very widely known.

Today, countless bars are dedicated to Carrie Oakley.

 

[mnbreastluver]

A hammer hammers but multiple hammers hammer.

 

[done_got_old]

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[Eisranac]

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I understand his children and grandchildren used to call him Pop.

When he was younger and served in the armed forces, he was a kernel.

 

[done_got_old]

You have such a venomous attitude towards my insect puns. I think you need to bee more positive, and stop with those stinging remarks!

 

[dashie33]

You have such a venomous attitude towards my insect puns. I think you need to bee more positive, and stop with those stinging remarks!

Researchers are looking into using anty matter as a power source, I hear.

 

[done_got_old]

What fruit makes for classy counter tops? Pomegranite.

 

[done_got_old]

Patient: Mind if I turn on the nitrous oxide?

Dentist: Knock yourself out!

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

 

[Booboobear84]

Never mind

Functional deletion of post. Both pieces looked the same but on review they are not.

 

[Booboobear84]

We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

Not too far for the small toy truck:Minnetonka.