Puns

[mnbreastluver]

If someone gives you a free copy of the board game Risk, not only are you taking a Risk, it is also Risk free.

 

[done_got_old]

If someone gives you a free copy of the board game Risk, not only are you taking a Risk, it is also Risk free.

Love it!

 

[done_got_old]

What is Beethoven doing right now?
De-composing​

 

[Ask For More]

If life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

 

[done_got_old]

What are aging Werewolf barbers most afraid of?

Silver mullets.

 

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[mnbreastluver]

We bake pot brownies only to afterward get baked by pot brownies

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

"One day you're the best thing since sliced bread...

The next day you're toast"

 

[bone251]

As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.

 

[mnbreastluver]

"Suit yourself" is something a frustrated tailor would say.

 

[done_got_old]

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[dashie33]

Batman might be a superhero, but he could just also be a cricketer.

 

[done_got_old]

If athletes get athletes foot do astronauts get mistletoe?

 

[done_got_old]

I have been shopping for a trailer. Every time I think I have found a good one, there is a hitch.

 

[done_got_old]

If a cow doesn’t produce milk, is it a milk dud, or an udder failure?

 

[done_got_old]

I was sad when spring ended,
but I took great solstice in the fact
that summer was here.​

 

[mnbreastluver]

A Labrador Retriever trained to smell for meth is a Meth Lab.

 

[done_got_old]

I ask for truth but the moment June ends, July!

 

[mnbreastluver]

When your waiter takes a long time, you become the waiter

 

[done_got_old]

Why do some people hate puns? Because they are laughtose intolerant!

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

When they allowed the bass sheep into the barbershop quartet they really set the baa low.

 

[done_got_old]

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