Puns

Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "I can't serve you." says the bartender. "You're Bard!"
 
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
 
I had a dream I went to Hell and Satan forced me to sing karaoke with him.
That's right, the Devil made me duet.
 
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The rooster!

Try saying rooster the next time you are in a long meeting a someone asks that. It is funny to see who laughs and who does not get it.


:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The rooster!

Try saying rooster the next time you are in a long meeting a someone asks that. It is funny to see who laughs and who does not get it.


:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

If I still worked one of my co-workers and I would have had a ball with that. The poor principal would still be scratching her head.
 
2017 would have been a great year to open up a unisex haircut place and call it 'Totally Clips'.
 
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
 
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