Punch Bowl

[BlueSugar]

Alright I'm calling all the alchies and drink know it alls out.
I'm having a party this weekend and I'm tired of the same old alcoholic punch bowl we usually do.

We call it Flip Juice and its a mix of mountain dew, lemon juice, orange juice and vodka. Gallons, liters and handles ... all added to the bowl, add ice and a spoon and the guests serve themselves. It is so flavorful and citris, like a kicked up Screw Driver... you can't taste the alcohol and it gets every one quite happy in a short amount of time because of how strong it is.
Dangerous little combo really...

I was thinking of making a bowl of Woo Woo (Peach schnapps, Vodka, Cranberry juice).
Or a big bowl of Sex on the Beach, or even a bowl of Long Island Iced Tea.

But they're so common, and a little too girly... I need your help of thinking of a drink that would be good large scale. If you need help figuring out mixes or names here is my favorite little buddy www.webtender.com.

Extra points given to people that come up with sexual sounding drinks!!

Suggestions?
Oddly this didn't go over so well on the GB ::shrug::

 

[lick_me_there]

we like jungle juice here at my parties. get some koolaid (fruit punch is what we normally do) add sprite and a shitload of vodka (but we have used rum as well)
its awesome. and you cant even tell its alcoholic! at least not by taste

 

[EJFan]

if you wanna do something REALLY novel, try that new AWOL gadget.

AWOL = alcohol without liquor. it oxygenates booze and you inhale it rather than drink it. supposedly this is the newest "next big thing".

 

[BlueSugar]

if you wanna do something REALLY novel, try that new AWOL gadget.

AWOL = alcohol without liquor. it oxygenates booze and you inhale it rather than drink it. supposedly this is the newest "next big thing".

It sounds expensive. We're poor... thus the bucket o' juice

 

[EJFan]

i can't remember the price on it... i'm "po" too, so i feel ya.

i THINK it starts around $150 but it can be used over and over again... google it to learn more. if nothing else, it's something you can store in your vault of knowledge. this kinda gadget isn't my speed, but i was hoping you'd try it so i could hear a critique.

hadda laugh though... prudes and purists are already referring to it as "the crack cocaine of alcohol".

 

[BlueSugar]

i can't remember the price on it... i'm "po" too, so i feel ya.

i THINK it starts around $150 but it can be used over and over again... google it to learn more. if nothing else, it's something you can store in your vault of knowledge. this kinda gadget isn't my speed, but i was hoping you'd try it so i could hear a critique.

hadda laugh though... prudes and purists are already referring to it as "the crack cocaine of alcohol".

The first think I thought of was the GIANT BONG someone built of snow last night that is sitting in the middle of the quad lawn.... lol.

 

[SweetErika]

i can't remember the price on it... i'm "po" too, so i feel ya.

i THINK it starts around $150 but it can be used over and over again... google it to learn more. if nothing else, it's something you can store in your vault of knowledge. this kinda gadget isn't my speed, but i was hoping you'd try it so i could hear a critique.

hadda laugh though... prudes and purists are already referring to it as "the crack cocaine of alcohol".

Very interesting...I hadn't heard about it before EJ.
This single user unit is $299: http://www.awolmachine.com/page-3.htm
More info: http://www.answers.com/topic/alcohol-without-liquid

Sorry, but I'm afraid I don't have anything to add, Blue. I pretty much stick to Cosmo like concoctions, daquiris, port, and the occasional batch of fruit-laden sangria.

 

[lick me twice]

one of my friends showed me how to mix fuzzy fuckers,

its everclear, triple sec and OJ , pineapple juice or grapefruit juice
use half as much triple sec as everclear, taste it and alter as needed.

 

[HybridCrow]

Besides "Sex on the Beach", you heard of these sexual concoctions?:

"Lube Job"
"Hot Pants"
"Deep Throat"
"Chocolate Covered Cherry"

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Southern Comfort Punch - go ahead and make up a sex name for it!

1 bottle southern comfort
1 can pineapple juice
2 lt ginerale
2-3 small cans frozen fruit juice - orange, lemonde etc. w

Mix up the punch part first then add southern comfort as needed.
We made up a name for it last summer but I can't remember what it is now? lol Very delicious!

 

[Ucellis]

*raises hand* Im official taste tester! *opens mouth*

 

[HybridCrow]

Southern Comfort Punch - go ahead and make up a sex name for it!

1 bottle southern comfort
1 can pineapple juice
2 lt ginerale
2-3 small cans frozen fruit juice - orange, lemonde etc. w

Mix up the punch part first then add southern comfort as needed.
We made up a name for it last summer but I can't remember what it is now? lol Very delicious!

That stuff looks great! I've had my share of Southern Comfort a few times and it's enjoyable. I'll have to try that recipe out though!

 

[crazybbwgirl]

It is tasty. We reduced it down to southern comfort, ginger ale and pineapple juice for beaching/boating purposes last summer. Its still great!

 

[BlueSugar]

Southern Comfort Punch - go ahead and make up a sex name for it!

1 bottle southern comfort
1 can pineapple juice
2 lt ginerale
2-3 small cans frozen fruit juice - orange, lemonde etc. w

Mix up the punch part first then add southern comfort as needed.
We made up a name for it last summer but I can't remember what it is now? lol Very delicious!

this sounds quite nice - I think we have a winner!

 

[crazybbwgirl]

this sounds quite nice - I think we have a winner!

I asked my daughter what we were calling these last summer and she thought it was Erie Dearies

PS- warning - drink is delicious and goes down quickly, hot sun may affect your outcome. I personally spilled a giant mug of it all over the deck of the boat last summer. It also gets very sticky! lol

 

[amraam840]

The first think I thought of was the GIANT BONG someone built of snow last night that is sitting in the middle of the quad lawn.... lol.

lol, sorry.... j/k, but that give's me an idea for the next time it snows here... my aunt and cousin would love that... and AWOL? I'll have to check that out...

But my suggestion to you is make a bunch of different drinks and put them all in 2-liter soda bottles.. or 3-liter bottles if they sell soda at your local dollar tree. ooo, or if you want to get all fancy, get some of those airpots they serve coffee out of at the gas station, and the drunker your guests get, the more they'll want to pump more alcohol into their cups.. airpots are fun to use and fun to say!

 

[amraam840]

www.digitalbartender.com
google has good info too...

 

[BlueSugar]

I asked my daughter what we were calling these last summer and she thought it was Erie Dearies

PS- warning - drink is delicious and goes down quickly, hot sun may affect your outcome. I personally spilled a giant mug of it all over the deck of the boat last summer. It also gets very sticky! lol

I'm going to double the contents, and put a bag of ice in the bucket. Its going to snow all weekend, party is in the pm. no worries about sun - unless we're all up to see it rise.

mmm... drunken sunrise

I'ma going to name it L' CrazyGirl in your honor - thanks for a potentially awesome bday party!

L- lit ' Crazy Girl - part of your sn

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Have a great time - I want to hear the stories later!

 

[Cathleen]

Humm would this party be for a special occasion Blue?

Happy Birthday to you!

 

[BlueSugar]

Have a great time - I want to hear the stories later!

The stuff was pretty darn good!!! we doubled it and had nearly 5 gallons worth

but some thought it was a little too much acid, I may tweek it next time, but oi that was some good stuff.

Thanks ya'll for the good wishes!!

 

[niteloser]

The stuff was pretty darn good!!! we doubled it and had nearly 5 gallons worth

but some thought it was a little too much acid, I may tweek it next time, but oi that was some good stuff.

Thanks ya'll for the good wishes!!

everyone seemed to enjoy it!

Such a good time my dear!

 

[crazybbwgirl]

yeah - that pineapple juice really has to be adjusted for taste - glad you guys had fun!