Published!

[Guest]

Wonderful idea!

Great thread! Just not violent enough.

 

[Womanlover]

VIOLENCE FOR DEAN

*womanlover hits Dean over the head with a wet noodle, breaking every bone in his lip*

 

[Deborah]

I got you Lasher.

And what's up with these Canadian dudes? They stick together like flies on shit. Must be some sort of patriotic thing.

 

[Expertise]

SLAP! swim. Chew , gnaw, Chew. We are beavers not Gnu's

The Cult of the Beaver, Deborah. That is our bond.

Wanna buy some Amway products?

*For the purpose of meter the G in Gnu is pronounced*

 

[Thor's Hammer]

Whispersecret : The gene pool was depleted, methinks.

 

[Womanlover]

I got you Lasher.

And what's up with these Canadian dudes? They stick together like flies on shit. Must be some sort of patriotic thing.

BZZZZZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ BUZZ BUZZ........fuck this stinks!!

 

[Canucklehead922]

Boy, Some People...

Fuck, what the hell is going on? Lasher, I think the line "The book uses a lot of adjectives" should have at least made you suspicious. It's such a stupid thing to put in there. All writing uses adjectives! God, how could anyone even take it seriously? It's completely ridiculous. I was trying for "subtle" but obviously some people have been so persuaded by television that "funny" = fart jokes that they can't take a moment to sit back, look at what they're reading, and say, "Gee, golly, this here guy ain't serious."
Obviously, that's the case with Lasher, who said:

"If you get arrested for jerking off at a porno theatre, that's just sad.....

But if you're name is Pee Wee Herman, you've got a popular children's TV show, and you get arrested for jerking off in a porno theatre, then that's COMEDY."

Comedy? Gah, that's shit.

My hoax isn't comedy--it's a fucking satire! Or are you just so insecure that you can't admit you've been taken in? Try reading it again. Maybe something will connect. I doubt it though.

(If this post seems angry, good. I'm pissed off right now. If this post strikes you as offensive, even better. I'm not interested in trying to please anyone.)

 

[Always]

that wasn't satirical. it was lame. sad. and now i really DO wonder about you...

 

[Womanlover]

Don't underestimate Canucklehead................you didn't know who he was before, and NOW he has you THINKING about him............even so much so, that the great Lasher Flames him. Hell, that may just have been his goal, and that makes Lasher the Lesser.......hmmmm!

You ARE a Canucklehead!! Here I set you up to get him back and got flamed by Deborah...........and you BLOW it you Nimrod!!!! You coulda posted:

"Damn Womanlover...........your onto me!!!!!"

Now, if your post is NOT more humour.........ahem, take a pill, and leave my friend Lasher alone!

 

[Lasher]

If you get arrested for jerking off at a porno theatre, that's just sad.....

But if you're name is Pee Wee Herman, you've got a popular children's TV show, and you get arrested for jerking off in a porno theatre, then that's COMEDY."

Comedy? Gah, that's shit.

NOT COMEDY??

Other than his agent, name one person that didn't laugh his or her fucking ass off the moment they found out Pee Wee Herman got busted for jerking off in a porno theatre!! C'mon, I dare Ya!!! I cried my fucking eyes out I was laughing so hard.

 

[Whispersecret]

For the record, I don't watch TV too much anymore. I abhore bathroom humor.

What were you satirizing? Erotic fiction? Being published?

Also, I thought that if an audience didn't laugh, the joke wasn't funny.

Did anyone laugh? Anyone?

See, the thing is, on the Internet there is a ton of really horribly written erotica of which the authors are proud. So it's not out of the realm of possibility that someone could have written the dreck you posted and considered it artistic.

And, yes, I'm still pissed off that I took a chunk of time to gently, yet honestly critique your "joke."


[Edited by whispersecret on 09-21-2000 at 11:47 PM]

 

[Never]

Well...
I did sort of chuckle when people thought he was serious.

Hey, he made a bad joke. No biggie, I've made a thousand of them.
Chucklehead, so you made a bad joke, so what? Don't get defensive. Just make another one..

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Don't worry,
Be Never.

 

[Katerina Val-Kyrie]

My thoughts

Actually, I have to say, I didn't laugh either. Forgive me, but I did not find it funny in the least. My dream is to be published someday and I am always excited to hear of others accomplishments. I guess I am nieve, but I thought it was real at first. Until, I read further, then I knew...

I have to agree with Whisper on this. She took the time to take a good hard look at the paragraph and critque it. I would feel foolish too, and I understand why she feels pe-od, I would too. Not that you asked her to do this for you, it's just her way. She did it out of the goodness of her heart and for what? To me, this was a meaningless post, but that is my opinion. I guess everyone has their own sense of what they think is funny. But, I for one, did not think this was. Just my 2 cents for whatever it was worth.

KitKat

[Edited by Katerina on 09-22-2000 at 06:06 AM]

 

[Canucklehead922]

See, the thing is, on the Internet there is a ton of really horribly written erotica of which the authors are proud. So it's not out of the realm of possibility that someone could have written the dreck you posted and considered it artistic.

That's exactly what I was satirizing.

 

[April]

Your joke bombed, it wasn't funny at all, and people are not amused. Get over it and move on with your life.

Personally, I just thought you were a crappy writer. That's why I didn't say anything.

 

[dee_cole]

Whoa Dude

What if you added a few cuss words to your manuscript, cut out 89,900 words and turn it into a rap song. Get Lil'Kim to record it and maybe...just maybe you reach someone.

But as it stands...and I only base it on your excerpt...you fucking suck the big one as a writer. Don't quit your day job at the toll booth. Unlike the Lasher though - what I say...I say out of not giving a fuck about your feelings. Other than that...How's it going...Nice to meet you.

sincerely the Dee

 

[dee_cole]

This guy is so funny I had to bring him back.

People read his story.... Doesn't he suck?

 

[Magic Merlin]

dee, you are such an idiot!