Public embarrassment

[liqueur]

I want to create a “game” thread modeled after another thread I saw here. That one seemed not to be going anywhere— maybe because it had no parameters set.

I want people to ask me embarrassing questions, which I will then be duty-bound to answer here, rather than by PM. (FYI, I am older, experienced, and “ostensibly” male.) Likewise, I want to invite other subs or people with embarrassment or humiliation kinks to join the game.

Parameters:

1. Given that others may wish to join in, always specify to whom your question (or answer) is addressed.
2. Do not ask people for identifying information, and do not ask incriminating questions.
3. Take the effort to make your questions specific— nothing vague like “What was your most embarrassing moment?” Ask questions that are in some way related to sex.

 

[LeSabreur]

I love this idea.

@liqueur: Have you ever been unintentionally caught masturbating such that it caused you embarrassment? If so, please tell us about it.

 

[liqueur]

Hum, yes, my mom walked in on me once. I covered up quickly, and she backed out of the room just as quickly. I was mortified, but nothing was ever said. That was the only time, and believe it or not I'd completely forgotten it until you asked.

Cat on my lap. Hard to type.

@LeSabreur, have you ever been accidentally caught naked by someone who's not supposed to see you that way?

 

[SirSparky]

Sounds intriguing....

@liqueur have you ever been so desperate to pee that you have had a pee accident, even just a little dribble, and did anyone notice

 

[liqueur]

Sounds intriguing....

@liqueur have you ever been so desperate to pee that you have had a pee accident, even just a little dribble, and did anyone notice

Never through most of my adult lifehood. I did have some incidents like that as a child— I suppose most people have. As an adult I always had very strong bladder control.

But as an aging person, things have changed. So, two incidents. One was just as you describe, but I was at home, so no one noticed, and it was only mildly embarrassing.

The other event was slightly different: I was at a grocery store. I made it to the bathroom okay, but when I stood in front of the urinal, the pee shot out in a spray rather than a stream, and a good shot of it hit my pants instead of the bowl. I pulled my shirt down to cover most of it, and once I got back to my shopping cart, I kept it close to me, and I don't think anyone saw. But I couldn't know for sure, of course, I kept wondering, and I burned with embarrassment for the whole rest of the shopping trip. I'm embarrassed all over again just admitting it.

 

[SirSparky]

Like you, I've not had any accidents as such in my adult life.

On occasion when I have been very desperate, I've just made it to the urinal or toilet, but just as I undo my fly and get it out, I have statted to pee and its gone over my fingers. Also had the splash back when its sprayed with a bit of force. If im in a public situation after, it can be embarrassing amd if anyone had noticed or commented, I already had an excuse lined up and would say its splash back from the tap and sink as I washed my hands.

 

[liqueur]

@SirSparky, I see from your mini profile that you are straight. Have you ever (adolescent or adult) messed around in any way with a male? If so, did you ever get caught by anyone?

 

[SirSparky]

I can't say that I have, either as an adolescent or adult, although i have sometimes looked over discreetly when standing next to another male at the urinals. Not for any sexual reason, just curiosity if he is smaller/bigger than me etc. How do they finish, a shake or two or a bit of a stroke to get the last drops out lol

 

[liqueur]

I can't say that I have, either as an adolescent or adult, although i have sometimes looked over discreetly when standing next to another male at the urinals. Not for any sexual reason, just curiosity if he is smaller/bigger than me etc. How do they finish, a shake or two or a bit of a stroke to get the last drops out lol

In this part of the world, there seems to be a very strong unwritten law: “No Conversation and No Eye Contact at the Urinals.” But if I do get the sense that someone is watching, I'm apt to stroke it a bit to get to swell a little for them.

 

[SirSparky]

We have the same unwritten rule lol

 

[40sBiCuckCple]

I’ve been walked in on sucking cock several times. I actually prefer sucking cock outdoors because it increases the chance of being watched.

 

[liqueur]

I’ve been walked in on sucking cock several times. I actually prefer sucking cock outdoors because it increases the chance of being watched.

I prefer sucking outdoors for multiple reasons, but that's definitely a big one. I've been watched a couple of time. I want it more.

 

[Michael_Keaton]

We have the same unwritten rule l

Another unwritten rule in the US: Urinal etiquette states that one man never takes a urinal next to one that's being used if there's another one available.

 

[lily_wall_]

Another unwritten rule in the US: Urinal etiquette states that one man never takes a urinal next to one that's being used if there's another one available.

The first time I heard this years ago, I didn't believe. I thought he was joking. But now having heard from other men, I believe it.

I want to create a “game” thread modeled after another thread I saw here. That one seemed not to be going anywhere— maybe because it had no parameters set.

I want people to ask me embarrassing questions, which I will then be duty-bound to answer here, rather than by PM. (FYI, I am older, experienced, and “ostensibly” male.) Likewise, I want to invite other subs or people with embarrassment or humiliation kinks to join the game.

Parameters:

1. Given that others may wish to join in, always specify to whom your question (or answer) is addressed.
2. Do not ask people for identifying information, and do not ask incriminating questions.
3. Take the effort to make your questions specific— nothing vague like “What was your most embarrassing moment?” Ask questions that are in some way related to sex.

Question, liquer... Has anyone called you a derogatory word in an attempt to aggravate you, but it had the opposite effect? What was the word?

 

[liqueur]

Another unwritten rule in the US: Urinal etiquette states that one man never takes a urinal next to one that's being used if there's another one available.

Yeah. Kind of pissy, init?

 

[liqueur]

Question, liquer... Has anyone called you a derogatory word in an attempt to aggravate you, but it had the opposite effect? What was the word?

Yes! “Faggot!” screamed at full volume out the back of a speeding car. A high school kid, I think. I think my offense was that i was wearing a purple backpack, but it might have been a random drive-by. It turned me on.

 

[liqueur]

Question, liquer... Has anyone called you a derogatory word in an attempt to aggravate you, but it had the opposite effect?

So, Lily my return question: did you ever spy on two people having sex without them knowing?

 

[lily_wall_]

Not really, and definietly nothing that caused public embarrassment

 

[LeSabreur]

Hum, yes, my mom walked in on me once. I covered up quickly, and she backed out of the room just as quickly. I was mortified, but nothing was ever said. That was the only time, and believe it or not I'd completely forgotten it until you asked.

Cat on my lap. Hard to type.

@LeSabreur, have you ever been accidentally caught naked by someone who's not supposed to see you that way?

The one that comes to mind is in a little town in Ecuador. It was a dark evening and I was walking around the town after having dinner. I was desperate for a pee, but it was such a tiny town...no pavement on the streets, etc...and none of the little shops had bathrooms. I stepped off the street down a little dirt path between two buildings and didn't see anyone around, whipped out The Frightful Hog and sighed heavily as I let it flow. It was one of those where you just go and go and go. When I finished I gave it a good wringing out and heard giggling. By now my eyes had adapted to the darkness of the little lot where I was and to my horror I saw that two teenage girls where sitting only a few feet away...I had almost peed right on their feet. Their eyes were wide and their white teeth glowing brightly from their broad smiles as they looked up at me.

It was not one of my finer moments.

 

[liqueur]

...whipped out The Frightful Hog...

I had almost peed right on their feet. Their eyes were wide and their white teeth glowing brightly from their broad smiles as they looked up at me.

It was not one of my finer moments.

Oh, this story is wonderful!

 

[DirtyGranpa66]

Hum, yes, my mom walked in on me once. I covered up quickly, and she backed out of the room just as quickly. I was mortified, but nothing was ever said. That was the only time, and believe it or not I'd completely forgotten it until you asked.

Cat on my lap. Hard to type.

@LeSabreur, have you ever been accidentally caught naked by someone who's not supposed to see you that way?

This happened to me

 

[DirtyGranpa66]

On another occasion my now ex wife went on holiday with my kids and my parents
They had the kids while we had a night out
After getting back in the early hours we decided to have some adult time on our balcony not knowing that my dad was sat on the neighbouring balcony

 

[SirSparky]

On another occasion my now ex wife went on holiday with my kids and my parents
They had the kids while we had a night out
After getting back in the early hours we decided to have some adult time on our balcony not knowing that my dad was sat on the neighbouring balcony

Did he stay and watch or excited himself

 

[DirtyGranpa66]

Did he stay and watch or excited himself

He stayed quiet so he didn't embarrass us
I never found out till years later after we'd split up

 

[SirSparky]

He stayed quiet so he didn't embarrass us
I never found out till years later after we'd split up

Did he come forward and tell you then. I bet he stayed and watched it all