proud papa

[LukkyKnight]

I've just become the father of a new troll! Anybody want a cigar to share in the celebration?

I know, you're thinking I didn't really foster the last one, but this one shows REAL promise, I just know I can do it this time.

 

[Silverluna]

congrats

*snags the one on the right* thanks Lukky!

 

[Debbie]

Can I have a chocolate cigar instead?
Congratulations on your new troll.
Please try not to make too much of a mess.
I still have troll goo on my shoes from the last one.

 

[LukkyKnight]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Leave your shoes over there, please, WAY over there.

 

[LordLucan74]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Leave your shoes over there, please, WAY over there.

Thank you for sharing

 

[Debbie]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Leave your shoes over there, please, WAY over there.

*squelch* Sorry. Thanks for the cigar.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Thank you for sharing

You're welcome, LL, even though it's such a transparent reflection. Imitation is, they say, the sincerest form of flattery.

 

[LordLucan74]

You're welcome, LL, even though it's such a transparent reflection. Imitation is, they say, the sincerest form of flattery.

I am so totally and completely moved by what you have shared here. Deeply touched....

 

[LukkyKnight]

OK, I can admit it when it turns out I'm wrong. I didn't lose my previous troll after all. I'm still pleased enough with the birth of the new one to offer cigars to those who enjoy them.

 

[Debbie]

Don't forget your troll suit.
Will it fit over your armour, Sir knight?
I have mine ready as well.
Trollin across the litverse...

 

[LukkyKnight]

Holy crapweasel, debbie, what does that thing fire? Can you use it in an enclose space like this or do you have to let the trolls run loose outside first?

 

[LordLucan74]

OK, I can admit it when it turns out I'm wrong. I didn't lose my previous troll after all. I'm still pleased enough with the birth of the new one to offer cigars to those who enjoy them.

I am touched, even as I refrain from becoming cliche`

I thank you so much for opening up to us... You are really an inspiration....

When I grow up, I pray God I become more like you

 

[ksmybuttons]

I will take a glass of champagne. I would prefer Makers. I will toast you.

 

[LukkyKnight]

 

[Debbie]

It is a plasma troll gun. Latest on the market.
The Plasma Troll Gun

A very powerful, fast-troll eradicater, non-self-injuring weapon. Its distance use will depend on the exact situation at hand, as it has a role in all distance ranges. Its strength is its fast goo shooting speed, its rapid fire rate, and the width of the fired goo make it useful to both trap and cover in waves of it. It can be silenced by using distance, like the rocket troll net.

Its weaknesses are related to its strengths: The bright, big plasma goo shots can be blinding to the person firing it, especially at close range. The loud, repeating sound the weapon makes will stun any troll. (Ensure you wear ear muffs)

The large size of the plasma goo shots make it's impact on posts and threads (depending on the setting you require) effective, and there is no damage area around the innocent posters.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Well, debb, as you can see the previous troll is still around, so I don't tend to shoot my own. I'll keep it in mind for another day.

 

[LordLucan74]

If you are buying, I would rather prefer a Newcastle..

 

[ksmybuttons]

Why, thank you, sir!

A toast to Lukky and his new toy troll!

 

[ksmybuttons]

If you are buying, I would rather prefer a Newcastle..

Sorry, it is my champagne.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Why, thank you, sir!

A toast to Lukky and his new toy troll!

My pleasure, buttons. The new one got all tuckered out already, but the previous one has had time to develop greater endurance and resilience. It's all in the troll chow once you get them behaving to form.

 

[Debbie]

Well, debb, as you can see the previous troll is still around, so I don't tend to shoot my own. I'll keep it in mind for another day.

Sorry? I was just wiping some paint splotches off my hand.
I was intending to spray mine in plasma goo and watch it wiggle on the wall.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Paint doesn't always adhere properly. Was the surface cleaned and primed?

 

[LordLucan74]

Sorry, it is my champagne.

I am glad.... My Grandfather visted Champagne in the 40's as a German Lieutenant and found it a tiresome place...

 

[LordLucan74]

Paint doesn't always adhere properly. Was the surface cleaned and primed?

OMG, I will share this information with my house "people"

Thank you for sharing... You really are so smart. I admire you.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Sorry? I was just wiping some paint splotches off my hand.
I was intending to spray mine in plasma goo and watch it wiggle on the wall.

I wish you luck. My condolences on the leopard thing.