Profiles.........................................

[Guru]

 

[kiwiwolf]

Kiwi, you are a rare breed of newzealand phag. Please post elsewhere. I do not want anyone advertsing the pedophile prophets(DCL) work. If I ever met that guy in real life I would get a blunt flickknife and rip his ass open with it/or maybe skin him alive/paste him in honey and unleash a swarm of killer bees. whatever, I am sure to make it a cruel and painful death. i have only disgust for people who prey on little children. maybe you dont feel the same? maybe you are one of them? i dont know. But DCL is my swarn enemy. DCL molests children and their pets, do you really like that sort of guy?

After careful consideration of your request, a quick call to my rabbi and a lot of soul searching, I have decided on the following...

Kiss my Jewish ass you stammering throwback. Heeeeeeeeeeeeee. I find your posts hilarious and intend to use them as guidelines of what not to aspire to when my kids are old enough to be able to understand moron

Now you have a nice day y'hear... go play in traffic or something.

 

[Guest]

Guru,

Hahahah listen chump, u are not a guru. Do you even know what it means! It is ndn word. it is from saunkrit. U are not indian and u are not saunkrit. please call yerself something else. Like 'potteyhead' or 'jackassmonkeyboywhocopies'. Yes, you are copying like a good little monket boy. Though, it is not possible for you to copy the 'Heeeeeeeee's. They are copywrited by me. I invented them. No one else should use them. Is that clear monkeyboy?good.

 

[Guest]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL indeed my friend. You so wacky. LOL!

(ah shaddap)

Thanks Guru!

 

[Guest]

yayamama

Aye,Matey Yayamama.
Ye aint too hard to figure. Yer a bloody Pakki leechin off the toil of the decent ones, emigre that ya are.
yer mum, slag that she is, took ya for a blood-sac discharge, and flushed ya, yet somehow, ya survived.

Ya better close down the stolen computer ya use, and tend to those weeping lesions at yer anus and mouth. the holy month requires that ya be able to suck on the rancid goat-meat in favor with yer family.

See ya later, ya little fegele.

 

[Guest]

 

[KillerMuffin]

No, no, Middle class income isn't good enough. Let's make him rich. Yeah. The StudMuffin is rich. Okay, lessee, what else can we do with him? Oh yes, he doesn't have a deviated septum now. Let's fix that so he doesn't make so much noise at night. Oh yeah, since we're in fantasy land, the Stud and PC are suddenly both bi-sexual. Oohhhhh yeah. Gawd, I love Yoyotwats dreams, they're so much easier, though character-robbing, than reality. What else. Um. Can I live on a horse ranch, too? I like horse ranches. Oh, and while we're at it, I want a real, civilian neurologist who not only speaks English with the same fluency that I do, but earns thousands an hour so I can sue his funky ass. The Stud is rich in this fantasy so I can do that. Better yet, let's just call the whole epilepsy thing toast. Maybe you're related to my Neuro, Yoyotwat, he's a fucking idiot, too. "Ooh, no, I cannot be the seeing you unless your husband is to be the here with you. You go to be getting your husband please now and then I will be the seeing you please."

Let's see, I also want to make sure that Never goes to college, so I'll use the Stud's cash for that, you wanna put some more dough into the off-shore accounts, Yoyotwat? Cheffie is coming to America. Mmm, The Frat house gets a nice house where they can stay and three computers. Laurel and Manu can have some more cash for the servers. Lesseee, DCL can have enough money so he can do Death of a Salesman Dinner Theatre. Angel gets some dough, too. Lessee. I wanna buy PC a new Dodge, the man has no taste in trucks. Give Ollie the cash to get through residency. Hmmm.

Okay people, present your wish lists! Yoyotwat made the StudMuffin a rich, rich, brainless guy who's so beguiled by the sex that I give him that he doesn't care what I do with his money! Wish lists!! No Yoyotwat, I can't buy you a new brain.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Let's see, I also want to make sure that Never goes to college, so I'll use the Stud's cash for that, you wanna put some more dough into the off-shore accounts, Yoyotwat? Cheffie is coming to America. Mmm, The Frat house gets a nice house where they can stay and three computers. Laurel and Manu can have some more cash for the servers. Lesseee, DCL can have enough money so he can do Death of a Salesman Dinner Theatre. Angel gets some dough, too. Lessee. I wanna buy PC a new Dodge, the man has no taste in trucks. Give Ollie the cash to get through residency. Hmmm.

Ummm, bit worried about PC and the stud going bi, but the rest I'm happy with.

 

[LadyDarkFire]

If We're going to do Profiles. . .

Yayati:
A really sad, ignorant fool who is a prime canidate for retroactive abortion, and english classes focused on spelling. For Historical Background on this sort, please refer to PC's "It Came from a Dumpster" ( http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=55971 )

 

[Guru]

 

[felixdakat]

this thread is a tool of the devil!

 

[nasty]

Why is it no one does me on these types of "hate" threads? i guess, like FG, I'm not hated, either.

 

[cymbidia]

Yayati:
A really sad, ignorant fool

I think we've established in previous discussions that yayati is adept at disguising his intelligence and the breadth of his educational background. Additionally, he's a clever and oddly entertaining troll, unlike most who are but one-note pathetic bores.

If, for example, one looks at his use of the screechingly offensive "heeeeeeeeeee" he uses with such exuberant abandon, it becomes obvious that, far from being an integral part of yayati's writing style, it's a carefully contrived written embellishment. In other words, it - like his other deliberate attempts at written sleight of hand - are designed to dazzle and mislead. Why? So we won't see through the smoke and mirrors to the intelligence and sanity (yes, i'm claiming sanity for yayati) behind the posts.

My proof?

Please look at yayati quotes from previous threads of which he was a part - or threads he started. The quotes are in chronological/temporal order. Note, if you will, that his progression from the reasonable, even thoughful, poster at the beginning of his Lit tenure to today's crazoid troll was a thing of a short time. It looks, for all intents and purposes, like it was deliberate metamorphosis, today's yayati persona.

Note: I have underlined words and phrases that no "sad, ignorant fool" would be able to use in a million years. It's my attempt to point out the intelligence and cunning determination yayti has to, for some reason, APPEAR stupid.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=37740&perpage=20&pagenumber=3
07-04-2001 01:22 PM

I'm 23% apparently
23, same as my age....see how everythin fits??

Note the very clear and mostly correct spelling and grammar in this next example, one of the earliest of his posts i could find without killing myself checking every single one of the threads he's posted to for date/time verification.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=37867
07-04-2001 01:31 PM

Black in white
Of course race should be considered................as an easy get out clause. How dumb these ppl R? Its a simple case of three ppls messed up lives and trying to bring about fourth messed up life namely that of the child. Where do these ppl get off?? There not even thinking about what this CASE is gonna do to the kid in the future!!! Its one big mess-up.

Personally I think extra marital affairs R no good and can only lead to disasters such as this. If only these ppl restrained themselves......

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=37871
07-04-2001 02:29 PM

Most of the American girls think penis size is important for satisfaction. Also most of them think that Asians have a smaller penis - maybe its a fact. This doesn't mean all Asian men have small penis.Can anyone throw some light on this topic

There was a break in his posting, from the few and well-written posts he made on July 4 to the beginning of the put-on in posts from July 16-17. Still, he's expressing himself in regular sentences, showing compassion and caring toward others. Now, though, he's tossing in some misspellings and the emergence of hios trademark "heeeeeeeeeee" can be seen.

Please note that in the next quote, he begins his post calmly and logically and ends it showing nutcase colors. The posts *after* his here all revolve around Stonedagger, someone characterized by yet a third poster in this thread as "the scary bboldtimer who acts like a child who everyone hates officially".

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=39143&perpage=20&pagenumber=3
07-16-2001 12:03 PM

Hey hey I know it is hard to make new friends. I believe it is possible to have a close relationship with these ppl. Yes, it is possible. But many times a man gets rejected out of hand because he has a small penis and a woman too is rejected when she has foul smelling genitals. I know people here dont like the truth but the truth is that i have heard many time on mtv's loveline show that when man has small penes and woman has foul smelling genital i know that it will cause big problm for relatonship. so i say that if man has small penes he and his partner should try differnt sex position and if woman has foul smelling genital the man should tell her. i have heard many time on loveline Heeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeee

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=39337
07-17-2001 08:43 AM

Internet
Is internet really a time pass for jobless losers? or could it be that somepeople posting here have really something to say. They may have ben wronged, helpless, taken advantage off, screwed by family members, friends, may have poor societal skills but are genuinely decent people. Yes it is possible. heeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeee heeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeee

See how his trademark "heeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeee heeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeee" evolved over the space of a day to become a part of every post? He's still making sense, however, and posting clearly intelligent and non-inflammatory thoughts.

The first reality break happens in his next post. Apparently he's got a very delicate hold on his emotions with regard to the subject of incest and/or child abuse. There are some nice word choices apparent, however, and he still shows a definite command of grammar and sentence structure.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=38084
07-17-2001 09:21 AM

Dalton the Columbus Man
incest camel sex gangabang beastality. Dalton you dark skinned rundee you rascal. not only are you black from outside but your inside is dark as hell and cowardly and scheming just as darkness is. you inferiority complex suffering Columbus governor does not your mother taught you anything about women or every women is sex object to you blacky. you inbred piece of dirty rascal
do you eye your sisters as meat also very much so rundee. hehehehe heeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The next day he was being friendly again. Again, that trademark "heeeeeeee" is just sorta tacked onto the end of the post. Again, there's intelligence and education showing from his words, e.g. correctly using the concepts of "intra-ethnic" vs "inter-ethnic" in a post requires both of the above.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=39447
07-18-2001 06:19 AM

If you ruled the world what is the first thing you will do.....
If I was dictator of earth, I would ban intra-ethnic marriages and force inter-ethnic marriages! I would force men and women to marry outside their ethnicity. I think people who marry only "their own kind" are fascist and should be given 50 lashes with dried python snake skin dipped in sticky rice with a glue of fiery chillie peppers dipped in vindaloo ! The world is mixing! I am a bloody handsome indian man and have dated women of all sorts of nationalities and ethnicities.Of course, I have my favourites like french,italian, dutch, swedish, german, icelandic , hungarian, Czech, irish and finnish !American and british women are the most boring.Teaching an american woman to appreciate sensuality is like teaching a bored mule the kamasutra! I have no problems if indian women date men and for that matter women( Fire !) from other ethnicities. They should! The human race should mix to get over this racial and ethnic paranoia ! We should all get over this silly paranoia! Time to mix the masala up ! So, if you are an Indian woman reading this , hey I can set you up with any
nationality, name it and I myself would probably be more attracted to your non-indian friends than you, honestly! I like differences! Similarities are suffocating ! Heeeeeee heeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeee

But the big break occured on July 24th with the posting of the infamous scientists do not believe in telepathy, but I do! thread that many of us probably remember. After that, it was pretty much all downhill to the yayati we all know and love today.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=40107
07-24-2001 04:06 AM

scientists do not believe in telepathy, but I do!
Heheheh Scientists do not believe in telepathy. Hahahah They do not have any means to critically dispose any claim of telepathy. Poor Scientists. Heeeeeeeeeee

Heheh Telepathy is possible. Possible even to the sexiest extent. You can intercourse your gf or for that matter any other lady telepathically. Hahahah This means while you masturbrate yourself thinking of your gf or any other lady, you can transmit that message telepathically to the gf or that lady sleeping at a distant places even more distant 500 or 600 kms., your gf or that lady will have the experience of getting intercoursed or happily molested.

Heheheh Modern Science is getting idiot day by day only thinking of all those computer programs , genetic theory, etc. They are not able to track the hidden truth Heeeeee heeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

It's interesting to me how many of his posts open with and/or contain a winking smilie, the one that i've always used to indicate a big joke i'm trying to pull off - something funny - something we should all get a laugh from. I wonder what yayati has meant with it's use?

Okay, that's all i have.
I thought it important (and i don't know why) to point out that he wasn't always as flagrantly offensive as he seems now. I knew there was intelligence and education behind his words. I think he's been playing the troll for attnetion, much as HKBJ did his thing for attention.

JMHO.

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Ok, Cymbidia, I stand corrected on those parts. I still say he's a canidate for retroactive abortion.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Guru]

 

[felixdakat]

thanx for the annalytical break down cym.... but could this alternating from one personna to another be a clear sign of his paranoid and truely delusional mind. one day he is inspired to say nice things:

quote:
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Originally posted by yayati
Hey hey I know it is hard to make new friends. I believe it is possible to have a close relationship with these ppl. Yes, it is possible. But many times a man gets rejected out of hand because he has a small penis and a woman too is rejected when she has foul smelling genitals. I know people here dont like the truth but the truth is that i have heard many time on mtv's loveline show that when man has small penes and woman has foul smelling genital i know that it will cause big problm for relatonship. so i say that if man has small penes he and his partner should try differnt sex position and if woman has foul smelling genital the man should tell her. i have heard many time on loveline Heeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeee
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but then he turns and becomes a mutant, childish and clearly psychotic antagonist:

Hahahahah me, a paki? moderachod! How dar you in insult me! Take that back b4 I ram my fist down yer throat u no good bum! Benochod, do not run away. I will have fun raping yer ass. Come here and start dancing for me you bblackjack dalit!Dance for me U blackjack Dalit Slave! I command you to dress up in a sari and dance! Dance for me you blackjack! Dance for me I Say !! Dance Rundee !!!Dance, I demand it now!!!

Nach Rundee Nach
Nach Rundee Nach
Nach Rundee Nach

Keep jiggling that fat belly
Keep shaking that tootie

Shake it shake it shake it!
Shake it shake it shake it!

Go Rundee Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


these are clearly not the behaviors of a normal person..... i'm with the majority on this one cym.

 

[miles]

yayayayayayayayayayayaayaya

yayahoohoo...you're a subhuman ass-wipe fucknoid jewi-baiter.
Don't worry, we're not laughing at you. We're laughing at you.

 

[bluntforcemama]

he never did me!

 

[cymbidia]

these are clearly not the behaviors of a normal person..... i'm with the majority on this one cym.

Oh gods! I never intended to express the belief that yayati is anywhere in the "normal guy" realm. Personally, i think it's been awhile since he's spent much time there.

All i wanted to point out is that i don't think he's a "normal" troll in that there's finely tuned intelligence and some obvious education behind the off-putting verbal machinations he dumps into our eyeballs.

We tend to tar and feather all our beloved Lit trolls with the same brand of tar around here, and feathers from the same flock of hapless chickens. In yayati's case, perhaps more suitable feathers would come from... hmmm... a turkey, maybe, instead of from regular ole run-of-the-mill Rhode Island Reds.

 

[Problem Child]

And people say I'm obsessed with him....

 

[Calamity Jane]

oh oh oh! do me! *jumping up and down* I've been having SUCH problems writing an accurate profile!

 

[Silverlily]

I think we've established in previous discussions that yayati is adept at disguising his intelligence and the breadth of his educational background.

I agree. In fact, I think he's a master of disguise and part of a Legion rather than a solitary figure.

 

[cymbidia]

And people say I'm obsessed with him....

You are.
I'm just helping to stoke the fires of your obsession.
No, really.

I think he's a master of disguise and part of a Legion rather than a solitary figure.

What are you hinting at here, girlie? I don't get it.