Procreation Without Temptation?

[NoJo]

Shanglan and the Alpaca turn you down?

No, they just wanted to charge for it.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

I'd love to watch you typing these posts with your hooves. Do you have a webcam?

No, I found the strands of straw got in the way and made the picture too fuzzy. Anyway who says I type with my hooves? I have good teeth.

 

[minsue]

No, they just wanted to charge for it.

Damn greedy quadrapeds.

 

[NoJo]

Damn greedy quadrapeds.

I think Shanglan might be a human. He wanted a pair of black lace gloves.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

... quadrapeds.

*sob*

I hate that fucking word.

*sob*

 

[minsue]

I think Shanglan might be a human. He wanted a pair of black lace gloves.

You should see what the horsey does with those gloves....

 

[BlackShanglan]

Shanglan and the Alpaca turn you down?

One has some standards.

The coy bitch never asked!

 

[BlackShanglan]

*sob*

I hate that fucking word.

*sob*

There there. Poor donkey. Have a bite of a nice hot bran mash. *shares*

 

[NoJo]

There there. Poor donkey. Have a bite of a nice hot bran mash. *shares*

You're not fooling me with that: You just want to make a mule.

 

[minsue]

You're not fooling me with that: You just want to make a mule.

You kids and your new fangled euphemisms.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

There there. Poor donkey. Have a bite of a nice hot bran mash. *shares*

Thank you Horsey. I'm going to give you lots of long, deep nuzzles for that.

And, Joe, that mule of which you speak... would it be possible? I mean, do we have one of each gender? Does anybody know?

 

[NoJo]

Thank you Horsey. I'm going to give you lots of long, deep nuzzles for that.

And, Joe, that mule of which you speak... would it be possible? I mean, do we have one of each gender? Does anybody know?

No, but it wold be fun to watch anyway.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

She,

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