Procrastibation

Aquila

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Putting off masturbation until balls are the size of large bolders.
 
No way i could hold out that long.

never ever.

Redwave would be president, before i waited that long.
 
Sounds like it could just as well be called apatidity.
 
You forgot....

The other part where you can shoot your load clear over the 17" monitor, and hit the picture on the wall behind it! Woohooo! He shoots, he scores! :D
 
I don't think I've ever intentionally put off masturbating.

I've procrastinated by masturbating a lot, but never has the thought run through my head, "I should jerk off. Eh, fuck it, I'll do it later."

TB4p
 
Re: You forgot....

Lost Cause said:
The other part where you can shoot your load clear over the 17" monitor, and hit the picture on the wall behind it! Woohooo! He shoots, he scores! :D

LMAO

I think I know you. Are you the same guy who used to peek in the windows when my would would be bent over the sink washing her hair when I was a kid? Seems to me we nicknamed him "Spoogey Boy" for similar rumors.

:)
 
I would never put off till tomorrow what I could do today - especially masturbation. See I could do it a few times today and then finish tomorrow. Hell - I'm never finished masturbating!

I AM NOT A PROCRASTIBATOR!!:D
 
Wiggles said:
Only if you're not doing it right.

You need to buy some baby oil, a roll of bubble wrap and a vibrating lazy boy.

baby oil is no good for masturbation, I dont like it.
 
EarthWind said:
Well.. you would have to if you were at work or with family...
But then it wouldn't be procrastination. Procrastinating implies that you have the time and the ability, you just choose to do something else instead.

TB4p
 
teddybear4play said:
But then it wouldn't be procrastination. Procrastinating implies that you have the time and the ability, you just choose to do something else instead.

TB4p


So... you wouldnt wip it out at the dinner table..??


Great big dinner, some coffee, a little play time, then dessert!!
 
EarthWind said:
So... you wouldnt wip it out at the dinner table..??

Great big dinner, some coffee, a little play time, then dessert!!
I'd never be so uncouth. Not even if you were at the table.

However, if that were the case, I would probably have to "adjust myself" a few times. ;)

TB4p
 
Aquila said:
baby oil is no good for masturbation, I dont like it.

Take my word for what it's worth get ID Glide from your local smut shop! It does wonders for the 'ol crank and the women love it too! Just be carful though, one too many hard strokes and you may end up with a massive head ache! The stuff is slick! Marksgirl was jackin me once, slipped and about took out the chandelier!

We love it! Have fun!;)
 
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