probly shouldn't....

[emptyness]

I love to encourage him!

I'd encourage you too... if only I could get you to pull things out of your ass. By the way, have you seen my hamster??

umm, the poor guy....
heluva burrower tho, ain't he?

 

[Wynter Bliss]

ah hell, for this, i'm thinking of a trip to home depot!

Go for the hardware section! GO FOR THE HARDWARE SECTION!!

I did something really naughty in a Home Depot once... it included those BenWa Ball things... but we won't discuss that here.

 

[emptyness]

Go for the hardware section! GO FOR THE HARDWARE SECTION!!

I did something really naughty in a Home Depot once... it included those BenWa Ball things... but we won't discuss that here.

no.
you brought it up.
let's discuss.

tho i think a redemonstration would be better!

 

[Wynter Bliss]

umm, the poor guy....
heluva burrower tho, ain't he?

He was a nice hamster... but I don't want him back now.

 

[emptyness]

He was a nice hamster... but I don't want him back now.

look, i'll shave him, and he will be all right.
just, um...keep him in the basement
(he seems to like it in dank places.....)




































EW!!!!

 

[Wynter Bliss]

no.
you brought it up.
let's discuss.

tho i think a redemonstration would be better!

The redomonstration can only be done in private.
All I can say is that the *incident* took place in the appliance section. I will never think of refrigerators the same!

 

[Wynter Bliss]

look, i'll shave him, and he will be all right.
just, um...keep him in the basement
(he seems to like it in dank places.....)


EW!!!!

\

You're going to shave my hamster?? I have something else you could shave instead.

Ew is right!! Warped? Yes, very warped. LOL!

 

[river_fc]

\

You're going to shave my hamster?? I have something else you could shave instead.

Ew is right!! Warped? Yes, very warped. LOL!

You own a gerbil?

 

[river_fc]

Well, we're all waiting to see the new trick you are going to pull out of your ass!!

This one doesn't include my ass in the trick!
All I need is a rubber chicken, a torch and a paper plate.
Oh, and a volunteer from the audience.

 

[MistyBluEyes]

i am well
a bit stiff tho......

i think this weekend, i will have new pictures to put up.
there is something forumlating in my mind that i want to try, and it seems it's been too long....

Yes, it has been too long since you've let us see new pic's. But I'm patient.

I hope you have a great weekend.

 

[river_fc]

ah hell, for this, i'm thinking of a trip to home depot!

You're going to build a treehouse?
Uh, it's not going to be one of those exclusive treehouse club is it?
Like "No Gurls Alowed"?

 

[Elyza_Ambrose]

All I can say is that the *incident* took place in the appliance section.

Hmm..this explains a lot.

 

[Eliza Doolittle]

lurking

 

[Wynter Bliss]

This one doesn't include my ass in the trick!
All I need is a rubber chicken, a torch and a paper plate.
Oh, and a volunteer from the audience.

I am so volunteering for this!! I'll even bring another hamster if you need it.

But no... no gerbil. My friend Mr. Gere borrowed that some time ago and I haven't seen him since. I wonder what happened...

 

[river_fc]

I am so volunteering for this!! I'll even bring another hamster if you need it.

But no... no gerbil. My friend Mr. Gere borrowed that some time ago and I haven't seen him since. I wonder what happened...

As volunteer, you will be in charge of filling the rubber chicken with Mexican Jumping Beans. I will then set the plate and fire and we can watch the rubber chicken do it's chicken dance!

You mean, that was your gerbil?
Mr Gere asked you for a gerbil and you just gave it to him?
Knowing that no good could have come out of it?
You are so wicked! I love it!

 

[river_fc]

As for that last pic you posted ...

You dare stick your tongue out at me?

 

[emptyness]

you take that back!!
ricky would never do such a debasing thing like that!
to a poor, defenseless little gerbil, no less!

 

[Wynter Bliss]

As volunteer, you will be in charge of filling the rubber chicken with Mexican Jumping Beans. I will then set the plate and fire and we can watch the rubber chicken do it's chicken dance!

You mean, that was your gerbil?
Mr Gere asked you for a gerbil and you just gave it to him?
Knowing that no good could have come out of it?
You are so wicked! I love it!

Cool... a new chicken dance! Do I have to bring my own Mexican jumping beans? I mean, I've grown quite fond of the ones I have and they're great because they don't need batteries.

I didn't know at the time that he was so enamored with gerbils. I knew about the squirrels and the midgets... oh wait... that's e I'm thinkin of.

Wicked, yes. But in such good ways!!

 

[Wynter Bliss]

you take that back!!
ricky would never do such a debasing thing like that!
to a poor, defenseless little gerbil, no less!

I'm telling you... one day there was a cute little gerbil, then for months I heard nothing. Okay, sometimes there may have been little scratching sounds maybe... and once I thought I heard a squeak. But your friend Ricky denied knowing where the gerbil went... and I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Now I know...

 

[Ember Faye]

just leaving off some kisses for you sweets

 

[emptyness]

sock monkey!!

i admit, i am a pretty open guy.
there aren't too many sexual taboos that shock me, that make me aghast.
but, honestly, there has to be a line drawn somewhere, if only for the good of decency!

unfortunately, i am not a man for drawing lines (my artistic talent is so very limited) and, if i can, i do try to accomplish some of the requests put to me, no matter how sick and depraved they are.

so, my lovely, for you.
just as you asked

 

[river_fc]

Eeeewwwwww!

That's disgusting!

 

[Ember Faye]

Oh my!
I don't know what it is....but DAMN! that gets me SO HOT!
Please...oh please, please, please...give us more of that!!

 

[river_fc]

Cool... a new chicken dance! Do I have to bring my own Mexican jumping beans? I mean, I've grown quite fond of the ones I have and they're great because they don't need batteries.

I didn't know at the time that he was so enamored with gerbils. I knew about the squirrels and the midgets... oh wait... that's e I'm thinkin of.

Wicked, yes. But in such good ways!!

No need to bring your jumping beans.
I bought a fresh bag of them from that guy standing on the street corner. Although I have a sneaking suspicion that I've been duped. They really look more like popcorn kernels than jumping beans! I guess that's what you get for buying stuff from e's contacts!


*sigh*
Wicked in such good ways!

 

[Wynter Bliss]

Re: sock monkey!!

i admit, i am a pretty open guy.
there aren't too many sexual taboos that shock me, that make me aghast.
but, honestly, there has to be a line drawn somewhere, if only for the good of decency!

unfortunately, i am not a man for drawing lines (my artistic talent is so very limited) and, if i can, i do try to accomplish some of the requests put to me, no matter how sick and depraved they are.

so, my lovely, for you.
just as you asked

Sock? No, no, no....
I said I couldn't stop thinking about your....

eh- never mind.

God... i *love* okra!