probly shouldn't....
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listen mister, if i can find perverted inspiration in fucking OKLAHOMA (not even in a particular place in oklahoma, like anywhere in the whole friggen state...) then you can certainly find it up north.....
Of course, if you need HELP being inspired, I hear a good dose of hot and nasty head from a strange girl at a free am pic site does the trick every time.....<shrug> but that is just what I've heard....
Of course, if you need HELP being inspired, I hear a good dose of hot and nasty head from a strange girl at a free am pic site does the trick every time.....<shrug> but that is just what I've heard....
well, maybe i shall stop by and keep you company till the wee hours...you can rotate the forementioned cold chicken that you likes to munch and i will wear fishnets and too much lip stick...oh! and smack my hubba bubba to loud, and we can talk about how disillusioned we are with the man, how fabulous Doris Day sounds when paired with Mr. Armstrong and what the wierdest place we ever stuck spent gum was.
Fun fun...good times, good times....
Fun fun...good times, good times....
Damn burritos....!
we need to outlaw them fuckers!
(or make sure my girlfreind doesnt walk on my back! EEEKkkk!!)
and you closer to my rump sounds Divine in that dirty, naughty, sticky way that actually has NOTHING to do with Divinity, other than when i am feeling it, Heaven feels not so far away....
we need to outlaw them fuckers!
(or make sure my girlfreind doesnt walk on my back! EEEKkkk!!)
and you closer to my rump sounds Divine in that dirty, naughty, sticky way that actually has NOTHING to do with Divinity, other than when i am feeling it, Heaven feels not so far away....
and my lips...? because they tend to bite at the places they hunger for, even when they cant see them or taste them, Heaven often being the place they seek, but sometimes just flesh...like the nape of your neck, covered in your sweat...which can be mistaken for Heaven in downy light....
(and if you didn't catch that, i would think you tired and not very observant... if i was there i would prolly give you a smart little spank as i said it, too)
(and if you didn't catch that, i would think you tired and not very observant... if i was there i would prolly give you a smart little spank as i said it, too)
eh<shrug> It's all about priorities. Seems i always find enough air to fit in a bite or two...i just can't ignore my mouth's craving for skin...makes me light headed and a little sick to my stomach if I do....
and fried tortilla's...like a flauta....? if those get ya root-a-toot-tooten', don't ever come to Oklahoma...cause Mexican is the only food worth eating out here (seriously, there idea of good Italian is Olive Garden and the girl I work with had her PROM at Red Lobster. No shit...)
and fried tortilla's...like a flauta....? if those get ya root-a-toot-tooten', don't ever come to Oklahoma...cause Mexican is the only food worth eating out here (seriously, there idea of good Italian is Olive Garden and the girl I work with had her PROM at Red Lobster. No shit...)
emptyness said:
whoa, thats crazy.
your reply is posted before my response....
i hate it when the universe it out of order, fucks me ALL up....
and its funny, every time i talk to someone it turns to BM talk.....huh. craziest thing, huh?? Of course, the people at work have an excuse cause they are SUPPOSED to be talking to me about that...(your stuck cause they are laden with sugar and grease, and no fiber...just make sure you drink lots of water when you eat them and eat something with fiber right afterwards, say an apple...) I think you just like being intimate-outta-grossness ...<giggle> which I am not sure if I find distrubing or endearing....<shrug> fuck it, your hot, we will make it endearing....
I fucking talk about it all day long.
It is so normal talk to me, that i forget to edit myself out side of work...i will just be like "MAN!! I am sooooo running good today!!"
and other people (outside of work) are like "riiiiiiiiiight!!'
It's one of the perks of working in nutrition, you get the freedom to talk about you GI track as much or as little as you want.
<sigh>
Its a charmed life. One could get used to it.
It is so normal talk to me, that i forget to edit myself out side of work...i will just be like "MAN!! I am sooooo running good today!!"
and other people (outside of work) are like "riiiiiiiiiight!!'
It's one of the perks of working in nutrition, you get the freedom to talk about you GI track as much or as little as you want.
<sigh>
Its a charmed life. One could get used to it.
emptyness said:
well, all i can say is your effect of MY universe (albiet, a very perverse one it is) is pretty right on....so I won't question the magic (or its accompanying mojo).
Ok, sweets, Im going to bed...my shit is pooped....
<GIGGLE! Oh yeah! oh YEAH!!! Two puns in one sentance!! I AM THE MASTA!!>
night night sugar plum, have sweet wet dreams!!
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