probly shouldn't....

Watch out! I like cute shy types...especially when I see a face like this. For the record I think we're all happy that you're pimping yourself. ;)
 
mari, i think i might need help. you wanna be my pimp? bet you would look sooo sexy in a fur-lined purple suit and a big pimpin hat!
and a cane. can't forget the cane. and some big-ass shoes. with goldfish in the heels. yeh. and you can say "yo bitch! where my money at?
alrite, mebbe i did wake up a lil early.
 
emptyness said:
mari, i think i might need help. you wanna be my pimp? bet you would look sooo sexy in a fur-lined purple suit and a big pimpin hat!
and a cane. can't forget the cane. and some big-ass shoes. with goldfish in the heels. yeh. and you can say "yo bitch! where my money at?
alrite, mebbe i did wake up a lil early.

lol is there such thing as a female pimp? I really hope they don't wear purple suits. ick. ;)
 
la mariposita said:
lol is there such thing as a female pimp? I really hope they don't wear purple suits. ick. ;)

maybe pink leopard print? with a feather in your hat?
 
la mariposita said:
lol is there such thing as a female pimp? I really hope they don't wear purple suits. ick. ;)

Actually...yes there is (and I know this because I watch too many of those sex shows on HBO :p namely, the one that was about the hookers and pimps...and there was a black female pimp on there..who also happened to be a lez)

hmm...don't know if you have a Party City store near you...but they have a pimp outfit for males and females
*get e's ass to work! send him on over here...I'll pay good money for him;) :D*


Morning e :kiss:
 
Ember Faye said:
Actually...yes there is (and I know this because I watch too many of those sex shows on HBO :p namely, the one that was about the hookers and pimps...and there was a black female pimp on there..who also happened to be a lez)

hmm...don't know if you have a Party City store near you...but they have a pimp outfit for males and females
*get e's ass to work! send him on over here...I'll pay good money for him;) :D*


Morning e :kiss:

they actually had a movie about it. it was called Pimp's up, Ho's down. an instant classic.
those hbo sex shows are addicting, aren't they? i just finally had to get rid of the tv.
what is the going rate for a man-whore these days, anyway?:D
 
emptyness said:
they actually had a movie about it. it was called Pimp's up, Ho's down. an instant classic.
those hbo sex shows are addicting, aren't they? i just finally had to get rid of the tv.
what is the going rate for a man-whore these days, anyway?:D

can never get enough of Real Sex..and the theme song...so catchy! :p :D

did you see the one about Porn 101? It was a bunch of people that signed up for a class thing or whatever..and different people went out and made their own porn movie, and then they all went to a theatre and all watched each others porns (and then of course awards were handed out at the end for the best ones in different catagories) amazing the things that are done now days :p

hmm...I don't know what the going price is on a man whore...but I can honestly say that if I was rich out the ass, I'd pay whatever it took to have you to myself for one night ;)
 
What's all this nonsense about paying for sex, Emptyness? Is it your pockets that are empty?
I have three empty pockets myself. =AHEM= Wanna come fill 'em? Well---You may find a pink jellybean in one of them. You're welcome to it.

How much you want for me to just blow the lint out of your navel? How much for a pillow fight? Mints included. How much you want for me to rake my fingers through that dark scruff on your head?

I'm not asking how much money you want for these things....I'm asking how much you want me to do them...

If you lived in my area, I'd snatch you up in a whipsnap, you darling devil.

Thanks for coming out of the dark...:kiss: :kiss:

AH
 
:D
actually luv, the whole idea of money wasn't my idea... god knows i would never accept monetary payment for my company... maybe a good rare steak....
should i ask about the jellybean? oh. duh. that pocket. kinda slow this afternoon.
and my scruff?.... will you pull harder and harder as you cum closer?
 
Artina Heartflash said:
Not with just my hands---

have you piercings in that stroker too?

umm, i have no idea what you are talking about....
 
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emptyness said:


"call me evil call me tide is on your side..anything that you want. anybody knows you can conjure anything by the dark of the moon. boy."

hmm...sorry...saw you say evil..and that was what popped in my head...tori amos:p

and I was thinking...call it whatever you want...I still want you

;) :kiss:
 
emptyness said:
umm, i have no idea what you are talking about....

Well---THAT put a glint in my eye!

Have you any piercings in the OTHER stroker---the one next to that carved ab?

I'll freak if that's a two-headed snake you have in your jeans...
 
sorry, no other piercings:(
i'm waiting to get more tattoos tho.

here's something that means nothing
 
I can't pimp you...too sweet looking. I would feel bad to see all the women pick you apart like a little gazelle...you know like on the Discovery channel?
 
it's nice to see you've come out of your shell. you are a doll and soooo worth waiting for :kiss:
 
oh, thank you doll!
it wasn't my fault.
i was forced to.
at gunpoint.
:)
 
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