Prince Phillip makes another "gaff"

[sexy-girl]

Prince Phillip has made another gaff, this time he's reduced a teenager to tears by telling him "You're too fat to be an astronaut"


some of his previous blunders include :


1981 - At the height of the recession...
'Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they're complaining
they're unemployed.'

1986 - To British students in China...
'If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed.'

1986 - To the World Wildlife Fund...
'If it's got four legs and it's not a chair the Cantonese will eat it.'

1993 - To a Briton in Hungary...
'You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a potbelly.'

1995 - To a Scottish driving instructor...
'How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the
driving test.'

1996 - Post Dunblane...
'Gun club members are no more dangerous than members of a squash club or
golf club.'

1997 - At the site of a British massacre in India...
'Vastly exaggerated.'

1998 - To a student in Papua New Guinea...
'You managed not to get eaten then.'

1999 - Of an untidy fuse box in Scotland...
'Looks like it was put in by an Indian.'

1999 - To deaf kids standing by a steel band...
'No wonder you're deaf.'


btw that list was nicked by me from another BBS

 

[Weevil]

Wow. Big news. Your royal family is idiotic, anachronistic and displays all of the social wit and charm of a severely inbred group of spoiled assholes.

 

[Siren]

I just want to know one thing..........

 

[sexy-girl]

lol siren i'll have to say no comment or i'll get lynched

im glad you liked the post too EBW

 

[p_p_man]

LMFAO!!

He's been saying this sort of stuff for years but when you see them listed like that they're funnier than when they're taken in context!

 

[Weevil]

Must be nice to know that you buy his shoes, eh?

 

[p_p_man]

Que?

 

[Weevil]

Re: Que?

You ain't english? Your taxes don't go to him? Buy his shoes???

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: Que?

You ain't english? Your taxes don't go to him? Buy his shoes???

oh...ok... yawns

 

[OUTSIDER]

Old Phil the greek, what a card eh........hurry up and pop your clogs you spunging bastard.

I tell ya when the queen mum goes I'm gonna turn the radio and the tv off and punch any body who comes in my house and talks about it, we won't get any peace for months after she's dead, and no decent news coverage of anything except what a fucking great person she was......BOLLOCKS TO THAT.

 

[Markov Cain]

Who is Prince Phillip. I don't recall that name on the board. Is it p_p_man, Prince_Phillip_man?