Priaprism

[GratefulFred]

Figures the rabbi would duplicate a post of mine about a 4 hour erection as it's no doubt the most desirable thing for a Jewish guy to have outside of a one night stand with a shiksa woman (those who don't know Seinfeld will have no clue what a shiksa woman is).

I could write such a story and maybe it'll be a good warm up before the nanowrimo competition.

I'll submit it here and keep it under the 750 word limit so as not to qualify as a submitted story.

Who's up for a few laughs?

 

[The_Rabbi]

I'm always up for a laugh

 

[GratefulFred]

You been warned Rabbi...

(Twas the night before christmas melody...)

Twas few hours before Shabbat and all through the house
The kids were busy stirring, to neighbors, sleep out
Their toothbrushes and pillows were loaded with care
The Rabbi looked at his wife, soon "Out of their hair"

The children were picked up and wisked right away
The house seemed so quiet, at the end of the day
A meal was prepared as the Rabbi sang a few prayers
They drank up the wine, the wife headed upstairs.

The Rabbi sang "Lecha Dodi" as he smiled at his wife
He wanted to make love with her, all through the night
The Rabbi made a pitstop, a pill off of the ledge
Sexual enhancement, he wanted that edge

As he walked up the stairs his cock had grown too
Soon he will spend hours giving his wife a long screw
As he arrived at his bed his wife wasn't their
She was in their bathroom, no doubt with sexy underwear

Time passed by as the Rabbi admired his erection
The bathroom door stayed close, should he go for an inspection?
Soon the door opened, in the dark was his wife
She didn't approach, was everything allright?

The wife started to cry, it was that time of month
Judaism forbid, not even a touch
The Rabbi felt tortured as his cock stood like a beast
He ran to the bathroom , he needed release

Guilt overcame him as he stroked with both hands
He couldn't reach climax, he felt half a man
Hours alone he stared at his cock
4 hours had passed, soon the morning had knock

The wife had breakfast as the Rabbi stood erect
She looked disappointed, the Rabbi felt a wreck
9 hours had past and came knocks on the door
The Rabbi was wanted for Minyon 10 men did implored

The Rabbi looked to the sky afraid to go outside
Shabbat soon went by and his cock stayed the same size
The phone started ringing, the kids had come back
He locked his room, his erection smiled back

His wife knocked at his door, bid him to come
But the Rabbis erection had deprived him of fun
And the shame of the moment he prayed up to God
And the erection subsided back to little pod

The Rabbi came out as people worried felt better
He spoke not of the evening, he said "Under the weather"
And for lying he got sick and sickness had side effect
His cock had been shrunk to an insignificant spec

In time the wife grew restless and had an affair
The Rabbi understood her and doesn't even care
And now the Rabbi sleeps alone as his wife screws guys all though the night
But the Rabbi is now loved, and to God he's allright.

 

[The_Rabbi]

ROFL - Thanks Fred. Great poem.

 

[Fantasies_only]

ROFL - Thanks Fred. Great poem.

To the tune of Christmas Time by Alvin and The Chipmunks

Hanukkah will start tonight.
Start the festival of lights.
We've been good but it won't last.
Godly angel hurry fast.

I can change that line to Please Saint Peter hurry fast, but I forgot details of the story.

I want a chocolate Maccabee.
Girlfriend: "Spin the dradle once for me."
We can hardly stand the wait for gelt I hope is great.

Menorahs lit around the world burn brightly for my girl.