Sasquatch

[idocnc]

I've read several stories here about Sasquatch/Bigfoot, and in all of them the males are packing serious heat. It goes along with being humanoid and huge. But gorillas have a micropenis and chimps have something shaped like a long skinny carrot. Has anyone ever thought about writing a story where the human is surprised to find Bigfoot is much smaller than a human, and the implications? Alternatively, what if the female Bigfoot has a clitoris like a female Spider Monkey? Just a couple of thoughts on a couple of spins of an Anthro story.

 

[Carnevil9]

How about Bigfoot's cousin, Bigcock?

I'm pretty sure I've seen a few bigfoot stories on Lit. Generally in a humorous vein.

 

[PennyThompson]

I think I would be curious about sassy's big furry hands and presumably enormous tongue...

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

I think I would be curious about sassy's big furry hands and presumably enormous tongue...

When Jenny began her cryptozoology studies in the lost holler she had recognized that physical intimacy came part and parcel with the field. She had worried Sasquatch would be the ravishing type yet to her delighted surprise he was the perfect gentleman…and to her even greater surprise despite having a tongue that could clean out the honeycomb from a beehive, he could also just as easily tie knots in cherry stems as he tied knots in her heart.

 

[Carnevil9]

I think I would be curious about sassy's big furry hands and presumably enormous tongue...

"He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker"

"That goes without saying."

 

[PennyThompson]

having a tongue that could clean out the honeycomb from a beehive

Vibrant mental imagery, right there

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Had another thought: town where it’s actually not uncommon for women to go have an affair with Sasquatch: but they try to keep it a secret.

For example: “you girls going to meet your boyfriend?”

“You know it! Ah shit! It’s the mountain monster masters! Those assholes are gonna scare him off!”

*man cocks a shotgun and points it at the camera crew*

“You city folk get back home! My wife needs her Friday freakfest!”

 

[NuclearFairy]

I once read a sasquatch story where the protagonist was a guy with a female sasquatch, and yes he mentioned that the males despite being massive, have a smaller penis than him. So it has been done, but maybe not in a story with a woman protag.

 

[dirk2024]

I once read a sasquatch story where the protagonist was a guy with a female sasquatch, and yes he mentioned that the males despite being massive, have a smaller penis than him. So it has been done, but maybe not in a story with a woman protag.

I just KNEW you'd end up in this thread.

 

[NuclearFairy]

I just KNEW you'd end up in this thread.

Moi?

 

[dirk2024]

Moi?

Yes...my "innocent" monster girl...you.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I've read several stories here about Sasquatch/Bigfoot, and in all of them the males are packing serious heat. It goes along with being humanoid and huge. But gorillas have a micropenis and chimps have something shaped like a long skinny carrot. Has anyone ever thought about writing a story where the human is surprised to find Bigfoot is much smaller than a human, and the implications? Alternatively, what if the female Bigfoot has a clitoris like a female Spider Monkey? Just a couple of thoughts on a couple of spins of an Anthro story.

Smaller than the human, you say?

I'd finally done it, I'd tracked Bigfoot to his lair. His footprints were enormous, putting even Shaq to shame. I prayed he had the Johnson to match, because I'd break my heart if he was packing like a gorilla.

I'd fucked everything from the Loche Ness monster to the Jersey Devil, and Sasquatch would round out my western Americas cryptid since I'd fucked the chupacabra last week.

As I peered around the corner of the cave, a twig snapped under my foot.

Bigfoot glared up at me. The hairy hominid stood barely three feet tall, giving his feet a proportion that put even the wackiest clown to shame.

Luckily, huge dick, though.

 

[Husky_Embrace]

I've read several stories here about Sasquatch/Bigfoot, and in all of them the males are packing serious heat. It goes along with being humanoid and huge. But gorillas have a micropenis and chimps have something shaped like a long skinny carrot. Has anyone ever thought about writing a story where the human is surprised to find Bigfoot is much smaller than a human, and the implications? Alternatively, what if the female Bigfoot has a clitoris like a female Spider Monkey? Just a couple of thoughts on a couple of spins of an Anthro story.

If we're imagining weird female anthros, why not a hyena? They slap that big dick evergy on the table to show their dominance.