presto parts

[perks]

Dear Lord I thank thee
for my pussy
for tits, and curves
and all things gurly

But once in awhile
I long for parts
that boys are born with
from the start

To have a cock
when I'm with a girl
is something that
I'd give a whirl

And maybe
that is contrary to the lesbian heart
but damn I wish
for presto parts.


PS. and othertimes, I just like having the soft squishy bits.

 

[Nora]

Ok, i admit it. I thought this was going to be a question about where to get a new inner lining for your crock-pot or a new butter dispenser for your popcorn maker.

*sigh*

I keep forgetting it's a porn board.

 

[MissTaken]

What?

No salad shooters?

 

[perks]

I know I'm disappointing lesbians everywhere.

Who knew it was going to be because they wanted a butter melter attachment for their airpoppers?

 

[Guest]

Hahahaha

Lee Press on Cock!

 

[perks]

Hahahaha

Lee Press on Cock!

*thinking*

I wonder if they make strong enough velcro?

 

[Dillinger]

This is a porn board?

 

[Shadowann2]

If you figure out how to do that let me know ASAP! I want to get some of that action!

 

[perks]

This is a porn board?

only for you, whaleboy.


and btw, my box is empty.

I love saying that.

 

[sexy-girl]

i like you just the way you are perky

 

[scrymettet]

i like you just the way you are perky

what she said.

 

[perks]

i like you just the way you are perky

you know what, sugah, I feel exactly the same way about you.

You're one of my favs.

 

[Guest]

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Hugs Sugar....

nice poem.

peace,
Tulip

 

[Rambling Rose]

Girl, did you lose your crunchy strap on panties?