Preferred means of ejaculation.

[tortoise]

Sorry, it's been like days since I did an inane parody thread, and I was starting to go all twitchy-like with withdrawals.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Any that I can watch. Better that then evacuation or execution...

 

[Saint Peter]

Blew his brains out takes on a whole new meaning.

 

[teddybear4play]

I prefer to ejaculate with my penis.

Makes things a lot simpler, really. If it came out anywhere else, I wouldn't have the towel in the right place.

TB4p

 

[Guest]

Premature works fine with me!